Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
Efilyn 0
Use a knife and cut off the sound mechanism. :D Wait, is that even possible? >_>
purplepunk 0
that would be killing it which che could fail the project and she would have to pay for it and those arent chep but im sure if she doesnt stop it from crying she will fail anyway
cali425 0
You'd lose your head if it weren't attached to ur body OP. I had to go through that in April I had both of the bracelets but neither worked ^-_-^. Have fun paying them for a new bracelet. (:
ImaginaryFoe 1
You absolutely deserve the fail you're about to receive. You also deserve to have to reimburse the school for the lost property. Apparently those things are pretty expensive.
sk89 0
Remove the batteries! Though I am afraid you will kill the baby.
purplepunk 0
the bracelets i dont think are too expensive but the babies are extremely expensive if she broke it trying to shut it up lol
purplepunk 0
the heads alone were like 500 dollars atleast the ones we used
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
E-mail the teacher. They probably could help you figure out what to do, and if you had to redo part of the assignment, at least you wouldn't fail completely by not having taken care of the "baby". And I did this in high school, and it wasn't so bad. I just kept the car seat next to me and whenever it cried, rocked it with my foot...worked every time :)
MyFirstKiss 0
take out the battries.
FMLucky 5
hey, its never too late for an abortion ;)
jessicaaababy 8
abortions are horrible! :/
marcranger 29
not as horrible as having a baby!