Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
pugdancer8 1
haha I've had that baby before. it wakes you up at like 3:30. not the best. good luck!(;
jsnakes12 0
I had one of those. smack it enough and it will be quiet. trust me it works now everyone at my school does it
hcovballer247 0
Ydi for losing the bracelet that fast.
angel55033 12
surprised you didn't lose the baby too while you're at it, you fail
duhh10 0
i love your tattoo...well I can't see everything on my iPhone but it looks so bold and lively! very colorful.
kaileigh10 2
obviously you aren't responsible so YDI.
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not keeping track of the bracelet... I've done that assignment and it IS possible to get the bracelet tight enough so that it doesn't come off.
ZERO530 5
Ayy Idk Who This Is But I Know You Go To North Tahoe High School So Just Sayin Whats Upp
3ph600v 15
I guess this shows who's not ready for a baby
MissSarcastic 3
Haha!! 43 I was thinking the same thing; Werent you already supposed to be WEARING the bracelet?
HunterAlpha1 8
1. lighter fluid 2. lighter i don't see a problem.