Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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ejvlols 0
Eh he was just getting to know you.
changmin 0
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i am so jealous :( :(
stlcards220 4
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who gives a shit???
itsgen 16
how the hell do u keep geting first ohh never mind you must have no life
jennycaakes 0
hhahahaha
fmlAllStar7274 0
Why do people just not understand that NO ONE GIVES A **** IF YOUR FIRST Also- that is reallllllyyyyyyy creeeeppppyyyyyy DUMP HIS ASS
duct_tape_zombie 0
When I see "FIRST!!!" I read "Hey guys, if I make the first post, someone will finally love me, right??"
genius_girl16 0
Well i think you need to chillax. he was just getting to know you and this is why you have such a successful relationship. because he took the time and effort to get to know the real you. This is an excellent thing and i have no idea why you consider this an fml. On south georgia island, its mandatory for you to research the person before perusing a relationship. well know you know PS (post script) this is an episode of seinfeld
apastry 6
You make things in South Georgia Island sound extremely ******.
badaboom_fml 0
ummm this sounds more like stalking than "getting to know someone."
bollywood_rocks 0
If this idiot is talking about GA the state not the country,then there is NO South GA island. There is Tybee and Parris islands but no such thing as South GA island. He/She is an idiot and disrespectful to us Georgians
genius_girl16 0
actually im sorry your so ignorant but there is a south georgia island. It is located in the south sandwich islands. if you dont believe me google it.
cj277 0
he's joking.....
BAMFCoupleBandC 0
"Getting to know you, getting to know all about you" But not in a stalkerish kind of way. Just a "I will take pictures of, document and find out the dental records of my future girlfriend" type of way.
princeton16 0
ok, so im kinda starting to think you have a diagnosable mental disease... how the **** is stalking someone for 3 years "getting to know the real you" or watever???? getting to know someone is like "hey lets hang out in a group sometime" or "wanna grab a coffee?" NOTTTTTTTT "hey im gonna take candid pictures of you for three years and then somehow find a way to actually meet you and get you to date me" like, i honestly think you need to get some help. there is nooooooo way that being a stalker, because yes, thats wat this guy is, constitutes "getting to know" someone. you are seriously disturbed.
lifeislife_fml 0
#79: When I read "first", I just think that someone got first post and they know it. People need to stop hating on something so trivial.
humorizer 14
Same here... Just because you're too slow to get the coveted first post doesn't mean you have to yell at others. Besides, all of us know the main reason most people say "FIRST" is to see how many people are baited into replying. I'm one of the baited people ;p Anyhow... technically I see this as a pro. I mean, obviously this person likes you, and you like him in return if you agreed to be his GF. What's the worst he's going to do? Have sex with you? Seeing how forny-happy you christians are, this obviously isn't an issue, so stop complaining.
funkymonkey196 0
I agree, i think that;s really creepy, and that her boyfriend is a stalker. I think you should confront him about it.
MrGlad 0
The worst thing you could do is confront him...
aFro_fml 0
Hey Snowflake, If you spoke English, you would know that "post scriptum" and "post script" mean the same thing. I hate anal-conservative traditionalists
genius_girl16 0
thank you aFro i completely agree have a stellar day!
WackTastic 0
umm...it's time for you to run away...seriously creepy. I've delt with too many stalkers before, get out NOW!!! It's not cute and it's not funny and there are no excuses. I may sound like a cut throat bitch but I'm tired of guys trying to hide their crazy with I love you's or sweet nothings, obsession is not love and it's not something that gets better..That's my opinion any way but obviously if you were creeped out enough to FML it there is something to it...stick with your guyt feeling
genius_man16 1
geniusgirl here sounds like she is a fan of Twilight "he was just trying to get to know you" Um, yeah, normally people come up and talk to you instead of stalking you.
WONDERWB 2
This is abusive not something light. Get your head out of your ass and look up the definition of domestic violence or better yet call the hotline and let them tell you.
lenkab123 0
creeeeeper
colts609380 7
wow stalker
toaster468 0
nice ass
RachelTheLoser 0
wait, yuu said MET two months ago.. so yuu didn't know him before y'all started goin out? sounds liike yuu had a stalker o_____O
firefaery 0
Does stalking a person for three years really constitute as "just getting to know them"? I think that's overkill... as in, " here's a dead horse, I'm going to punch it 'till it walks away" style. Seriously, OP, I'd be askin' a few questions if I were you. Run awaaaaaaay.
starberries 0
#349 Wow, you're stupid. Stalking is not the same as domestic violence. Maybe you should look it up you dumb bitch.
baylor18 6
True dat!
NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
zitromd 0
She should leave him IMMEDIATELY!!
Dragonmouth 4
Really?! Wow, I couldn't tell at all. You're a freakin' GENIUS!!!!!
em0_AzNcHiKK_12 0
0H EM GEE!! i totally agree!! that guy is now officially my idol:P
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
divineinstrument 2
That's interesting, actually. The OP MUST have taken some sort of action before posting this on FML. I bet she took his phone, deleted her number, then took all her photos, kicked the stalker bf in the balls and ran. Or if she's a kick-ass chick, she just beat the shit outta him.
daradara_fml 4
maybe he got those pictures from facebook
june1903 7
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You deserved it for not realizing you have a stalker as a boyfriend.
gueeterman 4
How did she deserve it? Theres really no way of telling a guy is stalking you if he is doing it right.
TomPusslicker 21
i bet u still have no idea that your bedroom curtains are seethrough;)
vickiejiang1990 0
that's y they are called stalkers... they don't want ppl to know that they are stalking ppl... at least she knows now
godcomplexkid 7
**** you. most of serial killers have totally oblivious girl/boy friends or even married.
MdMan2 23
She wouldn't know that though.
PhasesPhantom 22
This thing about stalkers is that they usually don't reveal themselves.
purplecargirl 5
if i where you i would run as fast as i can. anywhere away from him
random_reader 0
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I wouldn't be surprized if the lady is from a small town, and the dude just happened to see her once in a while and take her pics since he had a camera with him. Maybe he was too shy to come up to her and introduce himself and this page in his album, which he didn't even try to hide maybe was his way to show her how crazy he was about her...Big deal...
Mc09toofine 0
#279 i like how optimistic you are ... but i hope you never wind up in a situation like this! I mean really? you honestly don't think he could be a stalker? If this was you he probably would've already killed you by now!! and you would've been oblivious to the whole thing!
mariahjoomeh 0
He's a stalker, obviously a very good one, what makes you think she can leave him?
edison_rhodes 8
Are you ******* stupid? No way he was just out and saw her on several different occasions and he put them in a photo album. Wth is wrong with you?
LeCielNousAide 7
wow that's awkward...i would get away from that boy as fast as possible...FYL
xprecious05x 0
oh my............that is hysterical and pretty creepy...
nerdgrl128 0
lmao
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree, lol. xD No, but seriously... He's a bit of a creeper. You miiiiiiiight wanna... spend some time somewhere else. That doesn't involve him.
MSJ91 1
If you're still happy with him, just bring it up. He doesn't need to stalk you if he's with you, and I'm sure he'll be more faithful than any of the guys you'll ever meet.
sillypuppy 0
Yeah, right! Faithful indeed, and frigging controlling and CRAZY, you bitch.
MSJ91 1
You may be right about crazy, but controlling doesn't really have anything to do with it. If he spent 3 years, to get to know someone (without them knowing lol), he'd be pretty stupid to want to change them.
Kylias 6
Twitard.
YNasty 0
^^^^ the OPs boyfriend
MSJ91 1
I don't know about you guys, but my e-peen hardly fits in my e-pants. Heh, I didn't realize so many sarcastic douchebags came here just to put down others and laugh at them. Good luck to you dear sirs - in your quest to find any decent meaning in your life, and I hope hitting rock bottom doesn't hurt your misplaced pride too much, because it may take some time before you can dust yourself off. After everything, however, you'll see life in a new light, and you may actually do something nice for once. =D
Mulada 0
119, Edward Cullen sees you. Edward Creeper is NOT pleased.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Or maybe he'll murder you and eat your body parts, hahaha! XD Doesn't sounds like a keeper, really. XD;
NNNOM 1
it's actually not funny/sweet/slightly creepy or wtvr these ppl are saying. if it was for like a month, or even a couple, then it could be considered a big crush, and you could laugh it off. but this guy has STALKED you for 3 years. full-on, pictures, sneaking/following stalking. he could be dangerous. approach carefully. definitely don't dismiss it.
Dante167 0
#209 Haha its not even cute/sweet/funny if he only stalked her and took pics of her for a couple of months. I've gone out with a 2 girls that I found out were stalker-ish too later on in the relationship, and when the relationship didnt work out and I broke up with them, they went all psycho-bitch. OP: You should probly distance yourself from him because hes most likely crazy. And hopefully he wont go psycho because you dumped him and try to kill you and then go all cannibal on your ass or something. :D
shalvius 3
#215 i'm with you, dude
aria02 0
i agree wit #294. get out of there asap and never ever go back
alama 0
Ur amazing
EffYoLife 14
You sound stupid. The dude is a creepy stalker. If she dates him and decides to dump him one day, he might try to kill her or kidnap her or something. She needs to get away from him ASAP and get a restraining order.
ejvlols 0
eww i hate fungus
jenkins56 5
FAIL. Wrong FML You have posted the first comment, but you are now also the proud owner of the 'dumbass of the post' title. Well done you =)
jennycaakes 0
ROFL that made me laugh,
em0_AzNcHiKK_12 0
LMAF0!! that was rand0m... ahahaha!! =P
dalink 24
#42 where's the badge for this? I need to acquire it.
godcomplexkid 7
what the **** is a fugus?
SourPatchTeen 20
Looks like you must hate yourself then
imlaughingatyou 0
really creepy.. lol.