Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Top comments
lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
Zebidee 9
Take the batteries out, and submit an essay on Münchausen syndrome by proxy.
CiaranPM 0
Solution: get a sharp knife, cut the thing open, and rip its battery out.
TotalAnimeFreak 0
wow I had to help my girlfriend with one of those.
11229 0
Haha that sucks! I had one of those last weekend, no sleep and I had the key!
Hopersz 0
Wow #33 your a damn inconsiderate asshole. Sicko. Anyhow all I can say here is that there should be an off button. Still though how did u remove loose the bracelet
jweezy89 4
Why are you getting all upset at their comment? You do realize it's what they want and that in a real baby situation ppl change, so anything horrible done to the doll is just funny. Schools are retarded for thinking they can shock teens out of sex by making them watch a doll for a weekend. Has anyone ever not graduated because of a failed baby class?
SarevokRob 1
did you check your wrist?
1337chick 4
Isn't there some way you can open it up? Take out the battery?
dynky 3
beat the crap out of it until it breaks. that way no-one will ever try to make you have kids :)
RedPillSucks 33
You can always claim that you were on the pill at there no way this baby is yours.
purplepunk 0
that sucks for you i had to do that and i always had trouble getting it to read the bracelet and only had three minutes to figure out what it wanted luckily it followed a pattern my mom hated me for cause i had to work sometimes so she was the babysitter lol alsoe i had it over thanksgiving weekend and took it shopping black friday and got some pretty dirty looks