Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Leave the baby in the car?
Ancarnia 0
if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).
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Comments (150)
ciasto 1
kill it
RPattzs_gurl 0
Just bang it really hard against something till it dies. *Yes I know I said "bang it".
krissysays 0
I had one of those in highschool, I got the flu the same night, and my bracelet was broken. My baby cried from 1am-6am until I called my teacher and she deactivated it from her home. I had 12 counts of child abuse because I put it under a mattress and what not to muffle out the cry. I also had a 103 fever. By 2am, I was crying with the baby.
lemonlift 6
I guess your not ready for kids
SangFroid 3
Welcome to parenthood. Sometimes, babies DO cry all weekend.
hunterauto777 0
I just had to do that!
fthku 13
YDI for living in such a dumb place that actually hands kids out toy babies, tells them to take care of it by way of "if you don't use a bracelet on it it'll annoy the crap out of you", and actually considers this education. Wasting even a second out of YOUTHS' lives to teach them to be PARENTS= dumb. Either you'll be a good one or not, does not depend on a toy you messed with when you were a kid. Not really YDI though, just wanted to express how incredibly stupid I find the whole thing. Not just in your state, the whole country. For the matter, FYL- As if all of you self righteous people never lost ANYTHING in your whole lives.
Mikki4321 0
Yeah, it's really stupid telling fertile kids what it's like to be a parent, especially in a country that has the highest teen pregnancy rate of the industrialized world. Imagine kids actually knowing what the consequences of sex can be, and maybe be more careful?!?!?!?! (overuse of exclamation/question marks used on purpose, as to point out the idiocracy of above post) You, my friend, are what I like to call... A dumb idiot. Although dumb idiot seems somehwat of a pleonasm.
derpyderpton1408 0
Gotta agree with 129, you're and idiot. For one thing this class is taken in highschool, where they're not kids, but teenages (and in the older grades there's young adults too). America has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates. And not to mention this is an OPTIONAL class, idiot.
Lily_Loretta 0
Yeah, I always thought it was to show teens how difficult it is to be a parent, not to teach them how to be a parent... I am also in agreement with #129
lily_a 0
Just smash it up. your gunna fail anyway.
jgirlheartsradio 0
how could u lose the bracelet, ours got like strapped 2 us! YDI
terranada 3
just dump it somewhere :/