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claudio117 Coquitlam, Canada

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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snowmount07 6

The Easter bunny is a dick

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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jerseyboy732 16

throw the Easter eggs at your soon to be ex

Hide a hard-boiled one in a vent and stay somewhere else.

Speaking of ex's... Don't worry OP, there are many people breaking up on Easter (don't want to know why) as you can see in the previous FMLs

Put them in a really big Easter egg and have an Easter egg hunt so he can find them.

What... Why? That's pointless. You're suggesting OP give the papers back? What will that change...?

Or maybe it's to show OP's spouse that OP knows about the papers? I think that's kind of immature though.

JustDerpin 11

well now you have free chocolate, which you can eat when youre feeling sad about the divorce. c:

"This chocolate is soooooo good, but I can't eat it cause it makes me fat. [munch munch] but it's soooooo good!"

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! *SpongeBob reference, Episode: Cholate with Nuts :3

pfx2_fml 15

Aren't you a little old for an Easter egg hut?

Maybe OP has children...?

You are never too old for egg hunting.

NevaehGlass 0

Yeah like 25 said.. Maybe they have children and the kids hint for eggs? They are pro ally really little and they could just be showing them where are the eggs are. Or if they don't have kids.. The could be the kind I'd couple who hides jewelry/money/small gifts in the eggs.

NevaehGlass 0

Lots of spelling mistakes... Oops haha

@54 you should be careful with those spelling mistakes you never know when a grammar nazi is watching.

Or maybe the OP is a kid, and he/she found their parents divorce papers, the FML makes no mention of the OP's age and we would really need a comment from the OP to clear things up.

Wow ppl hide the wrong things...should've just said it 2 yur face

True, but maybe OP's spouse wasn't ready to confront them about it yet. I'm not sure what their spouse could've been waiting for though; if they've gone that far to get divorce papers, they've obviously had plenty of time to think about it.

Maybe OP's spouse never intended for them to find it. It WAS a hunt, after all.

God damn*

Who does that??

Since the Easter Bunny is imaginary, maybe the divorce papers are too.

WHAT KIND OF SOCERY IS THIS???? The Easter bunny is real :*( I left him carrots on the table last night. :(

I'm sorry op... That's shiz sucks!!! Find the Easter bunny and shove it up is "a"hole!

Actually, it's possible that the husband didn't include the divorce papers specifically in the hunt, and the OP accidently found them in his office. Either way it's an FML, but I wouldn't go around calling the husband an asshole without substantial evidence.