Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Top comments
snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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Comments (151)
jerseyboy732 16
throw the Easter eggs at your soon to be ex
ohSNAPyall 27
Hide a hard-boiled one in a vent and stay somewhere else.
HeartOfLead 24
Speaking of ex's... Don't worry OP, there are many people breaking up on Easter (don't want to know why) as you can see in the previous FMLs
asdfghjklana 9
Put them in a really big Easter egg and have an Easter egg hunt so he can find them.
KeyboardWarrior 10
What... Why? That's pointless. You're suggesting OP give the papers back? What will that change...?
ghostlilac 25
Or maybe it's to show OP's spouse that OP knows about the papers? I think that's kind of immature though.
JustDerpin 11
well now you have free chocolate, which you can eat when youre feeling sad about the divorce. c:
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
"This chocolate is soooooo good, but I can't eat it cause it makes me fat. [munch munch] but it's soooooo good!"
OHai15 12
Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! *SpongeBob reference, Episode: Cholate with Nuts :3
pfx2_fml 15
Aren't you a little old for an Easter egg hut?
KatjaM 15
Maybe OP has children...?
Sidel 11
You are never too old for egg hunting.
NevaehGlass 0
Yeah like 25 said.. Maybe they have children and the kids hint for eggs? They are pro ally really little and they could just be showing them where are the eggs are. Or if they don't have kids.. The could be the kind I'd couple who hides jewelry/money/small gifts in the eggs.
NevaehGlass 0
Lots of spelling mistakes... Oops haha
ChrisG93 8
@54 you should be careful with those spelling mistakes you never know when a grammar nazi is watching.
False_Stupidity 42
Or maybe the OP is a kid, and he/she found their parents divorce papers, the FML makes no mention of the OP's age and we would really need a comment from the OP to clear things up.
BrownSugar10940 2
Wow ppl hide the wrong things...should've just said it 2 yur face
immaMonsta 8
True, but maybe OP's spouse wasn't ready to confront them about it yet. I'm not sure what their spouse could've been waiting for though; if they've gone that far to get divorce papers, they've obviously had plenty of time to think about it.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Maybe OP's spouse never intended for them to find it. It WAS a hunt, after all.
Gencade 0
God damn*
MrHavic113 3
Who does that??
DocBastard 40
Since the Easter Bunny is imaginary, maybe the divorce papers are too.
LaughinStock 16
WHAT KIND OF SOCERY IS THIS???? The Easter bunny is real :*( I left him carrots on the table last night. :(
Aug1508 9
I'm sorry op... That's shiz sucks!!! Find the Easter bunny and shove it up is "a"hole!
Cad6 24
Actually, it's possible that the husband didn't include the divorce papers specifically in the hunt, and the OP accidently found them in his office. Either way it's an FML, but I wouldn't go around calling the husband an asshole without substantial evidence.