claudio117
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
preggers
United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Top comments
snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
reenkaur 7
what an asshole. umm...well...happy easter?! :|
QueenQuay77 10
He/She Could've least had the decency to tell OP to their face, that was a coward move. Maybe this was a good thing because now you can find someone with more backbone.
Guren 0
Wether or not they meant for you to find them, just presenting divorce papers to someone (that doesn't know how you feel) is just bull shit.
crazycatlady5 6
Everyone assumes it was OP's husband/wife - it could be his/hers parents
hubla 0
Was it hidden in an egg and did your husband/wife give you a hint of where to look
claudio117 12
It really did suck
littlenumber8 8
Awful...did you at least get chocolate to ease the pain?
ladyLALAA 29
Damn you 124, why comment and not clarify whether it was for you or someone else?
claudio117 12
The divorce papers were for me
Captain_Derpz 8
damn, that sucks....
DREWBERTMAN 2
That sucks OP... Hopefully tomorrow will be better and bring you a nicer person :D
Bullpine 11
OP could be a kid who found his parents' divorce papers while looking for the eggs
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
point for creativity
EmreArslan 11
Tomorrow he will be divorced or if he is a kid his parents will... Tsk tsk dont make false promises how can a step-mom/dad be better than the real parent?
star111 6
107, sometimes "real" parents don't know how to be parents at all, and it's a step-parent that raises a child. Not all females who give birth can raise a child well.
deLongenator 4
I once found marriage papers. My mom ran off and got married without telling me.
labudamike 6
Same thing happened to me
littlenumber8 8
This isn't about you...If its so important submit your own FML
deLongenator 4
Just telling how I can relate in a twisted way.
deLongenator 4
And to add to the story, I was like 12 so it was extremely hard on me.
snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
Cad6 24
Don't ya think that's a little bit too eggstreme?
jagsville 8
Your yolk is cracked up dude. Uh, never mind.
hqbrat 8
All depends sometimes the Easter bunny stuffs 20$ bills in the eggs
afdude87 6
141, so as long as there's 20 bucks in some of the eggs.. divorce papers are OK. #priorities
biggestfan23 11
Well that's neither the time or place for something like that
immaMonsta 8
Did you not read the FML? OP found them by accident.
JustDerpin 11
well, the FML never said where OP found the papers..
biggestfan23 11
This FML left out too many details
Dontstealmyname 11
Captain Obvious strikes again.
hckr47 0
creative if nothing else
DREWBERTMAN 2
An*
Classlfied 4
But did you find any eggs?
nofearjenshere 12
Did he hide it in an egg?
verkaderk 9
Who said it was a 'he'?
hollyman 0
Lol$
nofearjenshere 12
122- I just took a guess. I was trying to figure out from the username if OP was a guy or girl but I couldn't tell. :b I wish every FML had the gender, it would take the guesswork out of commenting.
anoumous637 4
My name is Jordan and I'm a girl. Most Jordan's I know are girls.
HolaJessicaHola 0
I'd consider throwing the eggs at him.
rdrr 2
And you said "him" because it's always a guy that is the jerk... Right?
HolaJessicaHola 0
Haha yeah I did, idk why.
notsorandomguy 18
108 - No need for baseless assumptions. I understand where you're coming from, thank you very much machists and feminists and society in general, but some people just use the male form of every article in case they are uncertain. I, for one, often do, and it's kinda subconcious, not because the guy is always the scumbag or the good guy, but just because that's the way I am, and I'm probably not the only one. So. Yeah. Point made. I did not mean any offense anywhere in this comment, and don't even say this in a harsh way, before some bashers come at me. Rant over.