Bad timing

Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

Bad timing?

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

Love hurts

Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML