Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Top comments
snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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epokryfky 0
Who ever did that is a friggin' coward. It may not feel like it today but you might be better off. What a rotten miserable thing to do to a person you claim to have loved!
love_me_electric 20
Am I the only one who read this as a kid finding his parents divorce papers? It doesn't make sense that a grown man would be doing an easter egg hunt it his own house.
hottod33 2
Good point. It would be different if they had kids but what is a grown man doing looking for Easter eggs
Drigr 9
Ya know, not many people with learning diasabilities use it as an excuse and in their defense over and over again on the interwebs. I'm also curious what "learning disability" prevents you from saying "an" but saying "asshole" perfectly fine.
simplynatalie 6
Doesn't sound very eggxcellent
KrayKrayGurl117 7
That's horrible!!! He must really be a jerk to ruin a holiday AND give you a horrible "surprise" all on the same day.
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
All of you stfu and talk about the FML or the post.........
The_Weirdo 10
I agree with 50. There is always someone who has it worse than you, and the way you put it, you were almost bragging about it, which makes you look like a huge douche. You will find very little sympathy on the internet, even on (ironic, isn't it) FML. Actually, probably less so on FML than a lot of other websites. : /
immaMonsta 8
#41 For the record, it's Jesus* and seriously, you're looking for pity on FML? You won't find it here. There are internet groups you can find with people with similar problems, but spewing out your problems on this website is not going to get you any pity at all.
DocBastard 40
SpunkeyMonkey - I though we were talking about the comment. And I though commenting on a comment was allowed. But if you've changed the rules, then we should all abide by them, of course.
Stormyskyes313 4
Wtf? .. Who does that?