Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
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snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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Comments (151)
tonygar 17
That sucks more than finding last years easter egg
hateevryone 15
That's terrible. You're probably better off anyway.
misvenus000 4
I smell a fake FML. How can you find a pile of papers in an egg hunt? Besides, who's the winner here if the douchebag makes you find divorce papers on Easter in an egg hunt? Pretty sure your not losing much.
kingchelsea 3
wow Wtf
Llamacod 11
That's really weird I always thought that divorce papers had to be served as to have proof that the recipient "received" them
derrek87 6
No I received mine in the mail idk why the show it like that on TV
Llamacod 11
So, why does it have to be an asshole of a husband? Does op live in a muslim country where only a husband can instigate a divorce? Or could it possibly be a bitch of a wife?
musikid 1
Holy shit... That is pretty terrible, but I must admit that the creativity is pretty epic. Sorry that that happened to you, but thanks for sharing it.
tfb4u 8
That suck op. so sorry.
Lisianthus 13
That sucks. And it had to be on a holiday too. Sorry...
bizarre_ftw 22
Creative, tell him you want break up sex and you feel like trying a new form of birth control......