claudio117
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
preggers
United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
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snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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Comments (151)
NevaehGlass 0
NhSorry!! If you found them on the egg then punch him right then and their. If you found them looking for eggs... Punch him right then and their. Just punch him.
Llamacod 11
I don't think I've ever actually seen "their" in place of "there" before in fml. Usually it is some idiot saying "there" in place of "their"
katiekatlovesu 5
I already visited OP's profile. It's a guy.
shahroni1 3
live a new life , search for another nest.
musicmaniac0099 0
Aw well best luck for you OP.
cosmosis 12
dislexic I too am! ....Gah FFS that doesnt look right.
da13omb 1
But will they blend?
emilyhg 8
Awwwww. At least it can save u the humiliation when he actually tells u D:
sillydumpling 0
Punctuation mark*
DomDomxoxo 16
Zande: nobody can predict that you have a learning disability, it ain't written on your forehead. Sorry about the grammar nazis, but it ain't nothing to get upset about! This should be the least of your worries.
theskaven 2
Good for you. Married life sucks. Hope you have no kids though OP.