claudio117
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
preggers
United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Top comments
snowmount07 6
The Easter bunny is a dick
akvandervort 21
Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(
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Comments (151)
DocBastard 40
You consider switching "a" for "an" a learning disability? I've never heard of that one. Instead of cursing at people and looking like an overly sensitive twit, just either A) learn from it or B) ignore it. If you can't take a little Grammar Naziism here and there, you won't last very long around here.
freeze101mam 5
Dang OP..Sorry, but on another note Happy Easter.
jujubunni5 9
The only disability I see is stupidity. Just read what you write before you post next time. That's an easy fix. (:
courtz94 24
That sucks...I'd tell em off.
rogueokami 11
Damn. That's just awful.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Mate, chill out. If you're looking for sympathy on the internet, you're not gonna get it. Just learn from it and move on.
gonad_gobbler 1
When I was a young boy, I woke up on Easter to my mother and the Easter bunny "wrestling." I was so naïve, I knew little about how sex-crazed rabbits are. I've always wondered why my brother had a bushy tail and opted to hop to school rather than take the bus.
JustDerpin 11
woah
jujubunni5 9
Sweetie. Calm down.
jujubunni5 9
Maybe she is divorcing her other husband!
barlessprison 16
Other husband? Phew what a relief. I'm sure OP feels much better now.
doctorhook86 25
I don't know why people are thumbing down #55 -- its hella clever
saintsrocksocks 10
Why would somebody vote ydi???