Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
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Top comments
youdontsay123456 21
I'm sorry OP. Hope things get better for your father and you.
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Sorry man
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Comments (122)
thearronaut 10
why you sitting with her instead of him??!!
jks0308 22
he probably wanted to be alone to cry. lots of people don't like crying in front of others even if they are family
Rababco 29
#40 That's how I am. I rarely ever cry but when I do, I try to get alone so I don't cry in front of anyone else, even family. I feel weak and ashamed when I cry and I don't want anyone else to see me at my weakest point.
rapunzel13 11
Thankyou #25!!
Rammer3500 23
You said it, she is a bitch
914smv 18
Sorry OP that must be hard. The least she could have done was to do it when you weren't around but she did slip. Your dad must be heartbroken... Good luck OP
Ayasha_fml 12
No balls. I'd have told her off, then go to dad and side with him. Go live with him.
allforfun 23
Except this is real life and it's not that simple
mwali02 32
I am so sorry OP. No words can describe the pain that had been inflicted over your family. So sorry.
bluesky7 4
I'm so sorry for your dad and for you. I've been cheated on before and the pain is horrible. I hope things get better for your family. my heart goes out to you and especially your dad.
PowerNote 17
You should've stayed in the car with your dad. If I had to stare at her for hours I'd end up throwing everything I see at her.
FweakofCydonia 40
More like F the dad's life.
xsydneyx123 28
That mad me really sad.. Please hug your father for me. :(