Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
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Top comments
youdontsay123456 21
I'm sorry OP. Hope things get better for your father and you.
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Sorry man
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Comments (122)
MozillaHostile 21
Why do people feel the need to address the poster as OP, as if nobody knows who they're talking to...?
Geckosrock99 33
Probably because some reply on other comments and if it's a thread, its not obvious who they are talking to as it isn't always the OP. Besides, OP stands for Original Poster, and its been that way for a while. Might as well get used to it as its not likely to change.
pancakessdsjsn 17
This actually made me genuinely sad. So sorry OP... I hope things get better for your dad and karma makes sure your mom gets what she deserves.
MummahszBaby1993 11
I'm new so pardon me but what's ydi and op lol ?
tlnorman 18
Your mother is a super bitch your poor dad I'm so sorry OP. I hope he dumps her ass and finds someone better to spend his life with.
mylifesF 15
We all sin, just in different ways kiddo
LyricaSilvan 30
"Had to" my ass. If it were me, I'd have stayed in the car and tried to comfort my dad.
SilverSet 16
Accident, I know I've clicked ydi on accident on my app. But mostly from assholes.
greenwichgal 15
How do you let that "slip"?
Fuck_everyting 3
How does one "accidentally" let that slip out?
uchihadesendent 14
Hope you and your dad do better then her OP.