Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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Kurai_tenshi 0
did you already start driving?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend
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Comments (118)
fakeking2 0
lol long distance fails
alex112094 5
I hate your girlfriends mom
KiddNYC1O 22
I love Chicago
ATL_chris 6
but did you already drive 12 hours then call or was that before?
W3BD3V 0
Never date someone 12 hours way, that's just asking to be cheated on.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Atleast you didn't drive all the way there to have his girlfriend answer the door.
MarkSeattle 0
lol. 12 hour away BF isn't...
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
OP, you shouldve visited ALOT more.
Intoxicunt 6
#25, are you saying it's her fault he's a cheating dick? o_O
Blame_The_Dog 0
it is both of their faults for thinking long distance relationships work. NO long distance relationships work unless they both visit very often or move in with eachother. And also I'm having steak for dinner, idk if anyone was wondering just throwing it out there.
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
30- Nope. It's his own brainless fault he's a cheating dick. But maybe if she had visited more it might not have happened so soon, and she might not have had to find out like that.
rudiznell 0
Impossible! How did you call yourself! Oh wait, he forgot to mention he had a girlfriend and whilst you hung out with him all the time and was his servant, you thought you guys were together. dumbass
Person1233 13
Get over it. Stop being so butthurt.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
39: How is it still long-distance if they've moved in together? o.O
KiddNYC1O 22
oh a **** sighting =] butthurt= word win lol
lonesomeXheartbr 0
pink camera = hard
missvee98324 0
#1 you look like lil wayne kinda
Neon_Radikal 0
35- LOL.
KiddNYC1O 22
but Jane it say "his new house" =p. oh well, you never know
Eamon128 1
39 yo so am I. steaaaaaaaaak yum
fakeking2 0
lol @ walkitoff
xlossofmex 0
39- It is not impossible. I've been in a long distance relationship for 2.5 years with a great guy. We see eachother for a couple of weeks every 2 months or so, talk VERY often, and play online games together. The key is great communication and visiting as often as possible.
Hamsterzilla 0
you should still drive 12 hours just so you could beat the shit outta your new ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend.
Blame_The_Dog 0
LMAO 58 it doesn't get much more racist/stereotypical than that, you win. here your prize
Blame_The_Dog 0
51 that's what I'm saying it wouldn't work unless they somehow made it ...non-long distance... by moving in or visiting every day !...
Blame_The_Dog 0
92- how do you know it's going great? because he says so? I don't want to be the bad gu but there's no way of telling if he cheating/ seeing other people. Online games? doesn't sound too serious to me.
Blame_The_Dog 0
nvm 92 if you guys visit often and talk then good I hope it lasts I read my corny and realized how much of a dick I sounded like :( sorry someone mod the comment I put about 92:(
missvee98324 0
thanks 105 i am oh so grateful for my present
JupiterIcicle 1
HOLY SHIT! IF she was 12 hours away! how the hell did she answer her own call?
miss_la_rue 6
He's clearly not your boyfriend then. He lives 12 hours away with another woman... seems you've been deceived, either willfully or accidentally. Either way, sucks to be you.
marzey321 9
Agreed...lol
dareintheren 7
That's unfair to the girl if I really think about it
Kurai_tenshi 0
did you already start driving?
pariah13 0
I'm wondering the same thing.
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
I think she had already gotten there, and then called him.
PYLrulz 17
55 - unless you are at one end of texas.
Devyn333 16
yes, you should never have a long distance relationship.
barbie1021 0
long distance relationships never work out. tht is still messed up though
lky830 0
agreed with 4. those long distance things don't work
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
4- The only reason MOST long distance relationships don't work is because everyone, including the two in the relationship, are waiting for it to go down the drain. Some long distance relationships do work. Want proof? just ask.
Freeze_fml 17
It works if both people aren't cheating idiots. Boo hoo if you don't get to see them often; that's not a valid reason to cheat.
MangoPuff 0
Long distance relationships do workout. I've met a man 2 years ago online, and stayed together and strong ever since. After all that time of never meeting each other once, he flew me up from Texas to Wisconsin just a week ago. We've been through many things. Cried, laughed. So many problems arose, but we got over them. Strongest love ever.
sazamey 0
your a ***** OP
tedwin223 0
ouch
Ghostfire258 3
is it just me or are there like 800000 of these same situations?
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
It's the latter of the two -.- btw. anti-flood sucks*4
ttyler333 7
I can work with that
houseofame 4
wow such failure.,. fyl OP
ATL_chris 6
shouldn't of left before whoppin some ass
pancakesfordinne 0
how much that tat cost?
ATL_chris 6
my cousins an artist in miami so he did it free
NewSlang 0
FYL OP. :-/