Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
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Top comments
youdontsay123456 21
I'm sorry OP. Hope things get better for your father and you.
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Sorry man
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Comments (122)
SashaTaras 26
Let it slip she might not be getting a car ride home.
Chloe555_fml 27
Wait for her to go to the bathroom and ride off into the sunset with your dad.
brenton490 19
Or just say your checking up on him and walk out like a boss then put sun glasses on while turning back to her flipping her off and drive away. Far far far away
kikimiko 7
Hope your dad finds someone worth while. What a bitch!!! F his L
Chrysic 20
With a hoe like that you might as well start gardening
JHPugh 19
Personally I'd go sit with your dad in the car.. ******* bitch.
HappyItalian 38
Yeah I don't understand why OP stayed in the diner for so long. I would've felt awful just sitting there thinking about my dad crying alone in the car. I would've gone to comfort him.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm assuming that op's dad wanted time alone and he probably didn't want to be bawling his eyes out in front of his kid. It might not be best, but it's totally understandable.
aspecialspecial 21
Cheaters don't deserve to live. Sorry you have such a piece of shit for a mother op
bandaidstations 28
Damn, that's harsh. Sure it's a vile thing to do to someone.. They should just have to tattoo what they are visibly on their body or have a body part removed or something. Death is too far IMO
myfaygobabies 3
why is this downvoted??? I totally agree
Xamry14 10
Like a scarlet letter? Agreed.
courtzzz23 17
that's horrible. I hope you got the chance to comfort your dad. I will never understand why people cheat
pyro99998 1
I would have sat with my dad and told her she's a cheating c-bomb and to not talk to me. Then told my dad to leave her cheating rear end there when she went in.
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully he kicks her out. Why'd you sit with her instead of him?
itsallabootily 17
He probably just wanted some time to himself, I know my dad would never in a million years cry in front of me. I would have sat at a different table though.
tygerarmy 35
Unless I was yelling at my mom I wouldn't sit with. I would just wait until he was ready and comfort him.
michelle42 11
thats horrible :(