Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML
Today, I found out I didn't get accepted into a program I was nominated to attend at work that all other applicants with less experience than myself did. I found out when they asked if I had gotten the acceptance email. They didn't even bother telling me I was rejected. FML
Today, I accidentally put down the wrong year for my university graduation, so when my prospective boss was checking my references he found no mention of my name in that year's list of graduates. He accused me of faking my qualifications and refused to hire me. It was a 6-figure salary. FML
Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML
Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML
Today, I got an email from the person I'm supposed to start an internship with next week, saying they're leaving the company. This has been planned since October and will be a year long. Now I have to try to sort things out as quickly as possible if I want to graduate on time. FML
Today, I got fired from my position as a financial investor for giving a client the exact investment he asked for, even though the investment was out of my mandate, and I had gone to my direct manager to authorize the investment. My manager was promoted. FML
Today, I found out that the money I spent on a very specific degree was wasted, because apparently, I don't qualify for a job at the place that told me I had to have that degree. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
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Top comments
Xatraris 38
Don't burn bridges until they're fully crossed, and even then think twice before burning them. You may have to cross it again.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Maaayyybe you shouldn't have flipped that guy off? Karma's a bit of a bitch
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Comments (85)
Wizardo 34
Looks like you're in a long-term deal with an APR of go-****-yourself.
Stephencharis 14
Well. karma still breathes....
emeraldisle 30
Karma is definitely biting you in the arse.
almightyymarcus 6
Well maybe they forgot ?
BlueBaronBitch 22
Maaayyybe you shouldn't have flipped that guy off? Karma's a bit of a bitch
anyagrande 31
Tbh you kinda do deserve it
mariri9206 32
kinda? try definitely. never burn a bridge where you got job experience.
nikki465 14
YDI,always try to leave on the best terms possible, you never know when you might see them again.
mirandaelcraig 13
also, more references. never burn a bridge from work.
TheNewGuy03 29
I have worked under and around a number of serious, serious assholes with power complexes, and never once did flipping them off or performing any other unprofessional gesture seem like a plausible option. If you were completely lazy and incompetent, they wouldn't be likely to speak highly of you anyway, but OP really put the nail in that coffin.
tigerthepredator 16
Why in the world would you flip off your manager? Even if he was a complete asshole you might have still needed him later. YDI.
igive 29
Yeah like for references!
Xatraris 38
Don't burn bridges until they're fully crossed, and even then think twice before burning them. You may have to cross it again.
tigerthepredator 16
Best life advice
FEATHDUCK 19
That's deep, bro.
jlnotary 33
That makes me wish there was a "favorite" function for comments.
the_real_dvd 21
Came here to say exactly this. Good advice.
AyeJay101 25
Who even gives the finger these days?! Everyone's always cursing and/or throwing fists. But yeah, sorry but YDI.
BlueBaronBitch 22
I think if the OP tried to punch the manager he would have gotten a lot worse than losing the internship..
AyeJay101 25
Credits for self control then
BlueBaronBitch 22
Truth
mezochan 29
Only crazy people throw fists...
swtcontradiction 11
That's awful. I would hate if my school did this to me especially because I couldn't stand my boss, but you should really have more self control than that...