Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
tine
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Anonymous
Erie, United States
Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
tryingtoberomantic
Australia
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
BARF
Grossed out
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
SMS123
United States
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Top comments
ICATiger 13
According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.
MrsPegg 45
That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*
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Comments (115)
ICATiger 13
According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.
Raeser 7
That is Really interesting! Better drink my own piss.
dirtroadboy 7
Tells you something about your family's cookin'.
abethehonest 4
..even more so if you piss on it
FMLshark 12
Did he kill the bug by shooting his tongue out at it? And did his burp sound more like a croak?
oops_im_fucked 8
I ate a bug... Better wash it down with my own piss...
DaKillaMafia 2
He's just tryna up his protein intake.
Nevereverland 8
May i suggest keeping him in an aquarium :)
ScubaSteve96 0
"These bugs are a real delicacy." - Bear Grylls
MasterGamer591 13
I was thinking about that
MrsPegg 45
That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*
harrystylesfan69 5
i regret reading this comment..that image is going to be stuck in my mind now..
MatheusRajuidas 5
This FML is really bugging me. But I guess OP's bf's teeth are just fine with it.
gamercanadian 11
I shouldn't have read your comment. Screw you lol.
vturbz91 0
I think her bf is bear grylls
LoveMay 10
Food not good enough?
br0dawg 6
oh man like what would you do if someone found a bug more appetizing than your own cooking?haha that'd be ****** up.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Just remember-that's her boyfriend. She kisses him, so really, **** her life.
lilyisme1324 0
He's a keeper:)
bettyboop428 24
10-I don't know why but I read your comment in Shaggy's voice (from Scooby Doo). That made your thought even funnier.
cameron194 9
LMFAO 91!!
HoboSmeller 6
well at least you know he isnt picky with his food.
swampbilly 5
Is that a Suicide girl in the pic or sumthin?
XtraEzeee 8
Ok 39 1. I think you're thinking of emos. 2. Your a dick.
seacadet 18
*You're
Betz 10
Not all frogs turn to princes you know...
yahoowizard 16
Only one way to find out
deviable 9
Don't let him cook you food.
MatheusRajuidas 5
Unless she wants something exotic someday.
klovemachine 24
This must be "bugging" you, haha : D
False_Stupidity 42
Well I'll be buggered, a pun that was actually funny!
eatdemcupcakes 4
No
cntrygrl_09 0
May not want to kiss him anymore :/, or even be with him actually. Yuck.
THExistentialist 13
Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend 's family. I felt so awkward, when I saw a bug I immediately killed and ate it. then, she dumped me. FML. Nah, I wouldnt dump the poor kid. that would be a tad bit unreasonable.
Mister_Triangle 21
He's a survivalist! Score for you, OP. We don't all get to know people like that. At least you know he'll keep you safe when the mole people rise from their buried tombs to battle the centurions left behind by the ancient aliens who built the pyramids.
SoSickWithIt 14
Wow.
chesoes 8
Wierd O_0 am guessing hes not ur boyfriend no more right?
micahsmommy 13
You dump every guy the moment they do something strange? You must have quick relationships.
dragonflyy_86 7
There's strange and really strange... eating a bug is really strange, especially when you have diner with your gf's family
benhd1 14
39 She has a duck face in her profile pic of course she has quick relationships Of course she wouldn't be the one ending them...
girl112891 7
She had to kiss him! Duck face or no duck face, would you really make out with someone you know is eating bugs??