Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tttron 0
that is DISGUSTING
Peroxide 3
I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (59)
zee209 0
This is why I hate most customers...
LatinoHeat 0
The dump was probably symbolic for your taste in music. You either made fun of Clay Aiken recently, or you never played his songs while at work. Now you know why...learn from it and move on.
perdix 31
I guess the "Relaxed" fit part worked its mojo on the customer's sphincter. Oops.
The_Disturbed 5
I could swear this is a copy of another FML a few days back...
The_Disturbed 5
Oops...I just remembered where I'd seen this one...I moderated it the other day XD
kmill48 0
At the store I used to work at some woman tried on a pair or white pants, had her period ALL over them and then left them in the dressing room. I went to fold them and almost threw up.
ColdGold 6
Call the news station.
Starfire22 5
This,again, makes me thankful that I'm out of retail.
rlet 1
may be this person didn't fit in that size and the effort she/he was making to get inside the pants was the reason he/she shit the pants haha I don't know I'm just saying bcuz I can't think of any logic reason for that to happen
dberri05 2
oh. poor pants. they never got a chance. . .
rosierosierosie 0
people are gross