Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
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tttron 0
that is DISGUSTING
Peroxide 3
I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"
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Comments (59)
ThreadingFate 0
FYL, poop is shitty.
CallMeHush 1
It isn't the first time there hasn't been paper in those damn rooms!
cheerchick4life 0
wow that's nasty
LALALALagirrl 1
LMMMMMMFAOOOOO, ooh that suckks, At least it wasn't diarhea:)
twiddleFig 0
LLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO! sorry that was me ;)
shortcakecate 0
i was in a dressing room at peebles one day.. and some big huge fat chick was in a room two doors over. .and she was like farting up a storm and like moaning.. and i walk out looking disgusted and she looks under the door and laughed at me.. im like WTF? she looked like she was 40 too.. people are weird as hell
captain_soggy 0
Hahahaha that sucks, but the image of some morbidly obese fart monster leer from under the door with chewed up Frito's dribbling down her chin just made me laugh. I went to a JC Penney dressing room once a few years ago and found a huge turd on the floor. It was disgusting. Maybe some people just get turned on by ******** in places that are not toilets.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
that's fat people for you
mopho 0
wow, reading that made me go seriously WTFFF the worst thing is that i can picture--and smell!--it
LemonStarship 5
Looks like you had a shitty day :)
killogic 0
sucks your lets homeless people in?
bubblygal18 0
I work on a military recreation base and something really similar happened. We have to go clean the gym, and we discovered that someone was peeing in the trashcan next to the water cooler. It continued all summer long. Finally we put up a sign reading, "Attention patron urinating in the trashcan, you are now being watched" along with security cameras on the walls. People are so gross.
offroadrescue 0
sounds like a.. crappy day