Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
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tttron 0
that is DISGUSTING
Peroxide 3
I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"
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Comments (59)
dramanerd08 5
Something similar happened to me once instead of someone shiting in the pants they decided to change there child in the changing room and left me the remains
Anime101 1
thts nasty
terriibabiiix23 0
omfg, thats ******* DISGUSTING. i feel so bad for you; having to clean that shit up. people should know better than to crap in a pair of pants &+ then leave it there, i mean WTF ?! why couldn't they just go in the bathroom ??!?! people these days..
trickatreat 0
EW, RATS. haha(:
CarterColbie 4
That'd make the perfect Peter Griffen vehicle on Family Guy. Haha.
martic835 2
I used to work as a cashier at Wal-Mart. One day my register was right across from the bathroom and this woman runs out of the restroom screaming at the top of her lungs that, "someone smeared period blood all over the bathroom stall wall!!!!" She then proceeded to call all the workers within ear shot "lazy bastards."
sweetfashionista 2
When I worked at Target, this girl left her bloody tampon in the fittingroom and then stole 10 pairs of underwear. I wanted to barf.
tprincess 0
lmfaooooooo!!!
listenup14 5
it was probably Mia
Burrito_Time 5
Dude your JOB is shitty!!!!