Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
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Comments (105)
bridget1989 9
Why go to all the effort of using your foot for the flush when yourd going to use your hand to unlock the stall anyway? Surely the lock will be more or less as germy as the flush as people still have not been able to wash there hands before touching it? This seems pointless to me. YDI. Washing your hands should be enough.
maheen_khan 14
Lmfao i'm such a klutz i'd probably do that too ?
miss_fluffybutt 17
*said in Red Foreman's voice* You're a dumbass.
BlueShade 17
I just don't use the bathroom in public unless it's an absolute emergency. I don't know what people do in the bathrooms, and a lot of time people have horrible aim, so it's better if I just don't.
militarybrat 21
Shes a chick. We dont need aim.
slyde32 12
then why is the women's bathroom always so much more disgusting after a night at my work than the men's??
MitiMiki 16
I never understood doing acrobatics in the bathroom. Flush the toilet then <gasp> wash your hands. Germ issue resolved.
FelicityWishes 32
One word: why?
xAnomaly 12
Well shit.
Jachin357 28
well. I suppose I'm not the only one who flushes the toileturinal with my feet then!
devinaww 15
Hopefully you were wearing waterproof boots?
middlenamefrank 8
They're germs, you'll get rid of them when you wash your hands. Flush the toilet like a normal human, then wash your hands. Lordy.