Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
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Comments (105)
Tyrez 32
Lose both your arms in 'Nam or something?
whitnayfortooh 29
yikes
greatfirstdate 18
Though I don't blame you for being grossed out by the flush handle in public restrooms (we all have different thresholds for germ tolerance or whatever), it does seem a bit inconsiderate to decide to be that person that uses their dirty-ass foot on the thing that everyone else uses their hands on. It's like when you're hiking and there's only one water bottle left and there's that one douchebag in the group that decides to put their mouth on it instead of doing the waterfall like everyone else.
luciorossari 8
What exactly did you think would happen OP? Smh.
Richard6036 13
Not very agile, next time use your hands and just wash them thoroughly
saffy66 34
Not sure how to vote on this one. It kind of depends why they used their foot. I can imagine a couple of reasons why it might be necessary, but they're too gross to go into here.
Lonewolf148 18
You're a freakn moron. Don't reproduce.
that_guy31 12
I'm still trying to comprehend how this happened
Badkarma4u 17
YDI for tying to be cute and put your feet somwhere where everyone elae puts their hands. Remeber everytime you do that you put evrything you walked through on the handle for the next person, but i guess they dont matter. I hope the toulet hadn't flushed fully and you got a poo foot.
anon871 10
I use my foot too lol