Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
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Comments (105)
johncage 14
I am so sorry, OP.
cats54321 19
Omg I am so sorry
PuppiesKisses 19
When you do that you risk breaking the plumbing and also leave whatever you stepped in for whoever touches that next. You can use toilet paper if you don't want to touch it even though you SHOULD be washing your hands immediately after anyways. Totally deserve it.
Delta329 13
Toilet water washes off. Head injuries? Not so much.
devans00 14
Definite you deserve it. I hate people who break public toilets by kicking the flusher. And get the nasty floor grunge where I have to touch. Selfish pigs.
gmian 34
Woah, now. I never realized flushing toilets with a foot is such a big deal. Anyway, just to respond, I work at a medical facility. Most of the toilets are automatic, but there is a set with a good ol' fashion lever. We're actually encouraged to use our feet to flush it. Otherwise, I, personally, wouldn't (obviously), but I see nothing wrong if someone chooses to use his foot. Now just to play devil's advocate for a bit... To the people telling me not to use my foot to flush it because I'll make the handle even dirtier and telling me that I shouldn't care about the germs since I'll wash my hands anyway- why should it matter to you how much the handle gets dirtied since you're going to be washing your hands anyway afterwards too? ;)
smarti1809 12
why don't you just wash your hands afterwards?