Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
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Comments (105)
MarkTheMintMan 21
Why would you use your foot? You'll wash your hands after you flush (hopefully).
okayyy01 10
There is still a chance of getting sick.
sturschaedel 27
#65, most, as in 99%, of the germs are easily removed from your hands with soap and warm water. If you are too much of a germophobe to be satisfied with that, you probably shouldn't go farther from your house than your bladder allows.
mattrd_fml 31
why did you flush with your foot? YDI
jeffprobs 29
*clap* *clap*
chxkira 14
What an unfortunate turn of events.
Soverain 15
You could always have just used a piece of toilet paper to flush.
KILJOY310 11
The real question: did you put your best foot forward.
chioch 13
You don't want to touch the handle, but you flush with the lid open? Flushing without closing the lid first causes the dirty water to splash all over...
Silvershield 14
Not all toilets have lids.
Skycop_S 23
Why did you use your foot to flush? You could have just used a paper towel. YDI
cole_tyler42 21
As crappy a pun it is, "Well, that's a shitty situation," would have been taken much better.
Hunkapoo 19
Just use your hand to flush, you (hopefully) will be washing them anyway. It's also gross for other people who touch the handle (who knows what you stepped in?)