Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Iknoweverything 29
Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"
starsfan_9 7
Do it to him sometime
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Comments (207)
bobslawnservice 16
Is this an existential crisis or is the sex a bit unimaginitive? If the former then the answer is "yes." if the latter then "no."
wittycomments 0
You need to step it up.
Ilikeurfmls 13
Then you should scream "No, I'm cheating on you!"
sandinthewaves 5
Damn, is he talking about you or is it a more philosophical thing.
babyzann 0
Is he even sane?!
TipOfTheHat 10
Scream back "no, I have to finish too!"
Omega_Mus 7
Today, I'm thankful I don't have a psychotic boyfriend. Happy Thanksgiving.
alanmacabre 2
I guess you'll have to cut off his head and bury him somewhere. It goes without saying that you can't turn him loose.
Savra_fml 17
If your boyfriend stares at the ceiling and doesn't speak for ages after sex, he may have some performance anxiety issues. Some antidepressants make you feel better, but one side effect is increased performance in bed (ie. lasting longer). He should see a doctor about it. FYL though. P.S. He should be careful no plaster bits fall in his eyes while staring at the ceiling
Snafuusmc 12
Omg stfu that's in a different fml lmao....
djn13 1
hey hey it's funny
upyourzlolz 11
99 - I'm guessing you've never heard of a reference? It's something we do a lot when we comment.
brianalexandria 2
Dump his ass and get someone who isn't so immature and knows how to work it!