Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Top comments
Iknoweverything 29
Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"
starsfan_9 7
Do it to him sometime
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Comments (207)
saIty 17
He feels unappreciated. Take him out for some ice cream, and he might cheer up.
Iknoweverything 29
Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"
prettybloodyfoxy 0
Sweet picture, 18
cheefer 0
"if this is it. Please tell me now!"
hahahayeahright 5
Loving the doctor who pic 18^
Dirk667 0
Get a guy who will allow you multiple orgasms and snuggles afterwards :)
upyourzlolz 11
Better give him more, or he'll chop you into pieces. But he'll save the breast of course.
boardforlife 0
Bahamas that was an awesome fml
xobarbienickkxo 4
Haha nice reference
sacredeye73 11
I'd leave his has. With a note. That says, "no. This isn't all there is. I'm leaving to find something better."
upyourzlolz 11
How are you going to leave his has?
anahlicious 10
I think her phone changed ass to has lol
upyourzlolz 11
Ass. Ass. Ass. ASS. Nope. Doesn't change ass to has.
4realz226 0
It's one spelling mistake chill....
MicroFuturism 1
I'm pretty sure that's his problem not yours. How often does he bring you to ******? Yeah...
MsCane 6
And you're with him because...?
Brooding99 15
There's a point at which a conversation needs to be bad OP, if this happens "a lot" you're past that point.
flockz 20
he masterbates too much. his perfection at making his hand the same orgasmic feeling as a ****** has made your actual ****** feel sub-par.
unknownchick313 0
You has the best profile picture.
tutuluzer5968 0
That's how my boyfriend is.. 8 months I couldn't make him cum I made him stop for a month and I finally did but after that it takes him5 minutes to cum with his hand
tutuluzer5968 0
That's how my boyfriend is.. 8 months I couldn't make him cum I made him stop for a month and I finally did but after that it takes him5 minutes to cum with his hand
Dynosaur_dollie 38
that is really awkward when you take into consideration that when this was posted you were 13ish...
Mayjay122 7
I'll prbly get thumbs down but this Fml confuses me, who's ******? his or her's and what does he mean is this all there is? does he mean cum, ******, or what? Don't think it was specific enough sorry :S and before anyone tells me If i can't understand the fml, I'm too young. I'm well over 18 fyi -_-
harmonicsoul 3
I'm pretty sure it's his ****** that he finds unfulfilling.
DjeePee 25
Or it's him realising during sex that his life isn't what he expected to be!
SeedlessMe 13
You're not crazy... I'm right there with you, Mayjay!