Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Iknoweverything 29
Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"
starsfan_9 7
Do it to him sometime
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Comments (207)
ellabella1987 0
Wow a boyfriend who wants more than just sex?? And your complaing whhyy?!
YankeesUniverse 0
He's probably a hardcore Existentialist/Philosopher
Norrec86 7
You should try not putting out for a while. Might make him appreciate it more :)
Daydreamer4466 6
He is gay. I think he wont's what what up the but.
CamberwellCarrot 8
You're dating a nihilist?
bkina 0
Woah if anyone ever said that to me they'd never hear then end of it. What a way to lower someone's self esteem. I'd talk to him about it see if its just about variety, change positions why don't you take control and show him what you got. Tell him this is not all I got. He sais it again he's an ass
cajekraze 7
You gotta do more than just lay there. It sounds like you are boring to have sex with.
Jovansgirl96 4
Did you ever wonder why all australians were crazy? Back in the day the Europeans used to send criminals there... but even so, this guy is CRAZY. If I was you, I would dump him point blank.
skinflint 6
OP does your boyfriend question the meaning of life all the time, or just at the point of release?
zenti 2
Did you ever ask him why he does that? I'd think that if this sort of thing happens every time you two have sex, it'd make you irritated enough that you'd want to talk things over with him.