Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Top comments
Iknoweverything 29
Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"
starsfan_9 7
Do it to him sometime
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Comments (207)
perdix 31
Whose ******? His or yours? If they are yours, watch some **** to find out what guys think ****** sounds should be and copy them. If they are his, learn how to perform a convincing fake O or two before he gets there.
hk_fml 9
What a downer! Maybe you should be looking for a slightly more optimistic mate.
cobalttanker 14
Time for a new boyfriend
perdix 31
I think both of them could use a new boyfriend. She needs one to love her for who she is. He's probably disappointed with sex with a woman because he should really be with a dude.
Lukaroast 0
he's probly taken ecstasy before. happens alot
dubstepfreak123 0
Maybe he likes things rough, give it to him with a whip:)
KiddNYC1O 22
You've got your own paranormal activity.
zingline89 18
Then you should have seen that cumming.
alilmonster 1
Sounds like it's time to spice things up.
mbrooks5110 0
Ummm have you ever talked to him about it....
xmarciex 8
Did any plaster fall from the ceiling in his eyes?