Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Modesto, United States
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Anonymous
Australia
RIP
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Crappy
Rodney, Canada
In a rush
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
lulu
United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
It's the way I tell 'em
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML
JeremySayz
Seattle, United States
Body issues
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
The more you know
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger. We made awkward small talk until the elevator started smelling like something was burning. Turns out, the elevator was overheating. We had to spend 30 minutes stuck there, and I learned way too much about this guy’s weird foot fungus. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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rayrayray23 1
Lucky!
majorbob10 0
Now how did that happen?
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rayrayray23 1
Lucky!
SkoomaKi 28
He should take it home and eat it!
Fruit_Dealer 9
Was there Peter Griffin also?
Keyman1212 14
If one is trapped in an elevator one can not simply walk home with that chicken.
blackheart24 10
Am I the only one confused about why there was a chicken in the elevator in the first place? Wasn't he supposed to be crossing the road?? >xD
grant1023 5
Was it good?
J3R3MYY 14
Well if you get hungry...
obamathellama 0
Damn chickens. Getting indoors somehow and then getting stuck in elevators.
Justforlolz 14
47- but why are we questioning the chicken's motives?
sleepydeath 4
47- maybe he already crossed the road
drawmesunshine 17
I had fowl thoughts at first, too, but then I started thinking... Maybe, just maybe the "chicken" in question was actually a chicken-shit individual who panicked. Claustrophobic perhaps? But no, OP probably meant an actual chicken.
cruxx 0
47 how do you think he got in the elevator...
alival 12
Woah! Where do u go 2 hav chickens in elevators with u!!! That is great!
GoodLookingGeese 10
I wonder if it's the same chicken then the one in the other FML some crazy customer threw at the OP..
allonblack 4
Pretty sure that was a turkey.
beckybecks20 8
That's cute:D
diidiimi 10
Yep, it was.
always_smile_fml 3
That was a turkey .. And it was dead
bizarre_ftw 22
Eh, they're both poultry. That being said, who gets a turkey and a chicken mixed up?!
biasedshooter 24
He should've choked it
GoodLookingGeese 10
Oh crap, you're right I did mix up a turkey with a chicken.. Let's pretend it was a cow and we're all good..
False_Stupidity 42
It's obvious that the chicken was trying to get to the ground floor so it could cross the road...
GoodLookingGeese 10
Who said the chicken was alive? Maybe it was a ZOMBIE chicken, heh? ever thought of that?
Melvar_10 3
If I were in OPs shoes, I would be entertained by the chicken
Eaglestrike117 29
You got food, don't you? At least you won't starve.
Doribella98 14
Aw man I hate (w)hen that happens!
Ecklcakes 15
At least OP won't starve if he's stuck for long.
SageAnonymous 6
I know!! Who doesn't love being stuck in an elevator with a ****??
bugmenotmofo 34
I want to live in a world where chickens can freely cross the road without their motives being questoned.
drdingus 27
Sadly, that can never be...
sens3sfailing 25
The funny thing is he had to get into an elevator and stay in it with a chicken before it got stuck. He accepted the fact there was a chicken before the thing got stuck lol
tifdunc 14
What type of sauce did you eat it with?
ewputthataway 0
Im lovin it :D ~fail attempt at a good comment~
ItsTheKing 10
If you add "fail attempt at a good comment" to the end of your comment, it actually makes it a fail attempt at a good comment. Otherwise the comment would have been just fine.
Justforlolz 14
Nice try #2. So close yet so far...
Daederoth 10
Oh man, I can actually hear how low this person's self-confidence is through a comment left on FML. -2
NarwhalKing 0
No...just no...
bunniex1 11
I like you just cuz u like mcr.
majorbob10 0
Now how did that happen?
Sarajean32 5
That's what I want to know.
Fruit_Dealer 9
The Hangover Part III maybe?
rayrayray23 1
Maybe someone put the chicken in the elevator as a prank then OP got in without realizing it was in there? Thus the FML :D
mk58 31
Or maybe the chicken crossed the street to get into the elevator.
bitchslapped22 14
Or maybe it was for initiation to the Phoenix
jhldc 1
So 76 why did the chicken take the elevator?
mk58 31
He took the elevator because he had an elusive chickens-only Thanksgiving party to attend.
bizarre_ftw 22
^Cannibalism? According to 169 it would be anyway.
ohcrapitscurtis 8
To get to the other floor
saIty 17
I hope you're not claustrophobic.
JayBear14 11
Or Alektorophobic
boofgall 16
Chickens aren't as scary as roosters. Holy god, roosters are freaky.
bizarre_ftw 22
A chicken can turn IN to a rooster if there isn't one around
ScaughtieHolden 11
*INTO. Not IN to.
detroitsucks247 3
I was once stuck on the escalators...
RS795 8
I must say, I'm semi jealous o.O
jonn090 13
Yay free food :)
exotica_fml 6
well now you have an interesting story to share
loveanthony645 5
DON'T pet it. They bite.
Rabidkid 14
Chickens peck...
J3R3MYY 14
Im sorry 7 I looked at ur pic and completely forgot what the FML was about and it kinda looked like you were talking about your own pic. Lol
molly2moon 0
My friend has 5 chickens and they dont bite. They're soft and love to be held. :)
rayrayray23 1
Unless you poke em with a stick
sailorzoe 14
Yeah my chicken was awesome. She was soo sweet. :)
loveanthony645 5
Then I guess they just don't like me..
LiveLaughLaugh 9
Chickens don't have teeth. Couldn't the chicken also be a person? As in a scared person? An actual chicken would be better.
cash_monkey72 9
Are we talking fried or baked?
rayrayray23 1
Does it matter? :D
cash_monkey72 9
Very true, chicken is still chicken no matter how you cook it
J3R3MYY 14
Oh, or grilled! Mmmmm :P
glglgl19 5
I thought it was alive
jburkes 12
Are we asking if the OP or the chicken was fried or baked?
bizarre_ftw 22
OP wasn't baked, but the chicken was. He Wanted to be baked, but it's not Amsterdam, the chicken was being stingy.
clcbjj31 0
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your new ****.
electrorange 13
Was it KFC???
molly2moon 0
Actually, it was Popeye's.
me_gusta_eso 1
Actually, it was Church's.
himoonkey 8
Actually, it was McDonalds. LOL jk McDonalds doesn't use chickens.
molly2moon 0
Yeah, they use mystery meat
mynameispickle 0
Exactly what i was thinking!!
diidiimi 10
Ewwwww.... Just thinking about that stuff makes me feel sick! :-( And now I've got a mental image of a live chicken going frantic in an elevator covered in grease. Thanks.
Okayitwasme 0
KFC stands for Kentucky fried chicken. Name of a fast food restaurant . ( we just call it dirty bird for short.)