Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?
chuka81 27
Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.
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Comments (77)
somehappydude 11
I bet that was a HARD situation
joshszz_fml 27
Hope that didn't turn into a STICKY situation..
cole_tyler42 21
Hey, give the guy a bone. Not his fault he can't catch a break at work.
petethelovehorn 19
But it's a really small problem
KRYPYAT 14
Oh come on, play nice
chuka81 27
Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.
LilMissCanadian 22
His boss probably gave him a raise that day.
Tripartita 45
I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?
onlychildFTW 34
I know, poor OP. That's what socks are for though. Not for feet for stuffing your underpants so everyone can see your boner. Wait, what? Haha
xninix_fml 36
@4 lmao that comment made my day thanks for posting it :)
helptheorphans 17
ikr OP pls explain y this is an fml...
APHPrussia 19
It's because their dick is so small.
helptheorphans 17
i don't understand why my comments always get moderated :( all I said was that I wonder why this was an fml and wondered if it had to do with op's penis being small... common mederators if u r reading this pls tell me why you did that
HappyItalian 38
So... Did you /want/ people to tell?
jtthegr8 26
Of course. Every man wants people to notice when they have a boner in public
okokalright 15
Pretty sure sure he's just insecure about its size.
UH60 26
No, wait. is that really a thing? I thought most males got annoyed with random boners. Educate me FML community.
epicx22 22
I personally get annoyed with random boner, actually get embarrassed if it's in an extremely awkward situation.
SuperCasual 13
I'm a male, and I thought most males got annoyed with it. I sure as hell do.
locustbb 9
They don't bother me as long as I can discreetly hide it before someone notices. Usually will go away with a short walk.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Use it to your advantage
kibster9 20
Now you can walk around with a boner, and it will be fine!
laxtax 19
I had the same problem once, just try to hide it lol
SnailMail 12
By the sounds of it he doesn't have to
quinn1184 25
think about math problems and it will go away lol
DesolateTree 12
But that's my fetish.
whysobeachy 37
#20- Do you write trigonometric equations on your partner's body, for foreplay?
quinn1184 25
#20 That's ******* hot lmao
Zebediabolical 45
This is exactly how lifelong work nicknames get started.
allforfun 23
Haha like shrimp dick
Dommon 7
I would be proud, you are a man be proud of your man hood.