Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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Top comments
benjweaver 8
OP, dating a minor is highly unethical and inappropriate.
123ika 16
Lets all hope she does.
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Comments (85)
123ika 16
Lets all hope she does.
silvercamaro 22
I can't believe that at this point anybody still likes him
bahamit 18
Him? I've seen pictures of...it... And it has no semblance of masculinity...
shay_serendipity 29
One of my close friends still LOVES Bieber. She has a poster in her locker. *sigh* I'm not exactly thrilled that she still likes him, but she's my friend so I'm just gonna let her roll with it.
DArthurVaderian 18
Friends don't let friends like Justin Bieber 64
Helpfulman 17
Why don't you just stab Justin Bieber?
2ndSucks 15
Your advice is not very helpful, man
NeatNit 33
many great men have tried... yet none prevailed.
evilamoebaattack 20
that is not the intended use
Wiringify 22
Too much effort.
Jared900DUmpling 30
If anyone does this, I'll anonymously send them 100 bucks
23lf 16
Hell, I send ALL my money
alex_622 22
That's a tough one my friend
sayyestothedress 24
I'd break up with the girlfriend! Jk but I hope she gets out of it soon!
benjweaver 8
OP, dating a minor is highly unethical and inappropriate.
silencebabyy 23
He's 20 years old...unless you're talking about OP's sister or girlfriend but we don't know their ages.
tigerisabelle 31
how the hell do we know he's 20?
Cookiee04 15
are you sure you're not dating a 12 year old?
The_Appendix_ 13
Even 12 year olds don't like Justin Beiber.
LittleBells 17
Even second graders don't like him.
HappyItalian 38
Get a different haircut and maybe she will.
mylifebitches666 18
You deserve it for dating a little girl who has a crush on another girl. One can only assume you are all in middle school.
silencebabyy 23
There are high school students who have a crush on Justin Bieber...
rosha267 21
I think Justin Beiber is pretty great. I'm a big fan
23lf 16
You're joking right?
cinskeep43 15
praying to god that is sarcasm^^^
rosha267 21
One shouldn't be afraid to voice their opinions no matter how unpopular they might be
laden_swallow09 35
Sure, 20. This is the Internet. You have that right. Just don't expect anyone to support you or your opinions and kiss your ass. After all it's MY opinion that Beliebers are stupid. You have to respect that. No, I didn't think you were going to. Didn't expect you to. Didn't need you to.
may14th 26
he is great
shutupshane12 12
Because your opinion matters on the Internet right?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
@35 The only thing Bieber is great at is being a complete dumbass.
rosha267 21
It's ok man you can feel how ever you want. I like Justin Bieber and you hate him. The world keeps on spinning.
noah_1234 24
I hope the world stops to let you off #73
23lf 16
If your gf is in at least high school, FYL, otherwise she's too young for you bro.
cinskeep43 15
and how can you stand to be around someone who listens to that crap