Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I learned that being kicked in the vagina by your brat brother not only makes you vomit from the pain, it also makes you get a period an hour later so unbelievably more painful than usual, you're forced to use the real good painkillers left over from your dad's spine surgery. FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
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Hamlin 5
Surprise kick him in the balls back
lachy15 15
He is an idiot. The fact that he thinks it's the penis that is the sensitive part backs that up. It's the testicles that are sensitive, and apparently the ****** is fairly similar.
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Comments (155)
twinkiefeets 17
I met quite a few boys who think that. It hurts!!! Believe me it hurts!!!!!
mattorama 15
I'm kind of interested to know how you find yourself in situations with "quite a few boys" who kick you in the labia.
twinkiefeets 17
54-- I meant I've heard guys say that wouldn't hurt because you don't have a penis. I was kicked by my male friend when I was 10, I cried, he thought it wouldn't hurt cause I'm a girl.
ltaper11 20
Wham bam right in the clam
JLangel94 6
It actually really is painful, stupid that he would deliberately kick you in that region!
killaach 6
It's painful and stupid when girls do it to boys, and vice versa. But he is an idiot, getting kicked anywhere hurts, boy or girl
awkward_gothlady 32
Because of course, he knows exactly what having a ****** feels like...
Pwuj 6
., because he's a pussy,.
hugozac88 22
I've seen this happen before in person and believe me even though it wasn't you, you can feel their pain!
love_rose18 9
I've had that happen to me. Seriously just kick him in the nuts twice as hard.
Durotic 8
I promise you that when you get kicked in the groin its not your penis that hurts...
worldclassrager 41
Intimate zones are always sensitive that's something that needs to be mentioned more often...
rikkidi 20
Loving your name