Today, I learned that being kicked in the vagina by your brat brother not only makes you vomit from the pain, it also makes you get a period an hour later so unbelievably more painful than usual, you're forced to use the real good painkillers left over from your dad's spine surgery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Please see a doctor!!!!! I work in the medical field and that sounds serious!!!!!
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
😬😬😬 are you sure nothing ruptured?? Bc that sounds scary as hell
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
😬😬😬 are you sure nothing ruptured?? Bc that sounds scary as hell
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Please see a doctor!!!!! I work in the medical field and that sounds serious!!!!!
Nikki 17
Yeah you don’t just suddenly get a period after trauma.. that bleeding is coming from elsewhere and needs medical attention immediately, given these things take days to post I’m hoping you’ve already figured that out
SJKatt 15
Go to the ******* hospital, are you ******* kidding me? An early period that's heavier than usual? That's something to tell your doctor even if you didn't just get ******* kicked in the ****.
dreams2383 20
after you get back from the hospital which I hope you went you need to kick him in the balls
bobsanction 18
And now you know what it's like to get kicked in the balls.
wysegirl 24
Not the same in the least. I think the worst I've seen men have is sing soprano she is legitly injured. Remember you know nothing on pain compared to what women go through during life.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Ruptured ******** qualifies as an injury and, if not treated properly, can be serious. As for pain level- you may have a point, but I'll wager kidney stones are damn close, having had a pretty nasty one a few years back.
Ari Elle 4
I’ve been hit in the ******/Pubic area before… guys think it doesn’t hurt a girl but it does!!!