SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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perdix 31
Thanks for explaining the British term. It sounds like American slang for having an ******. I'd hate to think that the OP might be the brood mare of the new master race.
saramore 7
The real question isn't why, but how?
Tesaatje 12
by reading the comments I finally get this fml. (:
Airwave 0
lol i didnt get it either :)
melmeldolphin 8
Are you sure it wasn't Charlie Chaplin?
Rorix 6
I have the weirdest boner right now.
ThePopularLoner 0
from this? I heard people could get aroused by some pretty strange things, but this my friend... that's sad.
broomhildo 19
Well thanks for the clarification about "got off with Hitler." Completely changes it @_@
Barette_fml 7
Wow, all the UK terms confused the hell out of me. I thought the OP slept with a Hitler incarnate at a ball or something.
Barette_fml 7
Wow, all the UK slang confused the hell out of me. I thought she slept with Hitler at a ball or something.
FatMan23 10
My history teacher looked EXACTLY like Hitler. During the WWII unit we all had great fun.
bugsGoRawr 7
I don't get it.