Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year-old on a scooter. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
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sxe_beast 11
We already have been screwed. Our past generations have completely ****** everything up for us. Our economy is broken. Everywhere is still war stricken. Our government is corrupt (In America its an every day all out war between Democrats and Republicans). The list goes on. So yeah, screw us! Screw the people who have been left with this broken world and who will be responsible for putting it back together (if possible).
stevenmx86 8
What? Are you saying they repeatedly threw balloons at you or just followed you?
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stevenmx86 8
What? Are you saying they repeatedly threw balloons at you or just followed you?
jillianmathers12 13
Thats what I was thinking but you could still call the police for stalking!
strainer04 8
o wow. teenagers these days!! :) in my day they wouldn't have been filled with just water!
OWNZ 0
I bet OP is definitely regretting wearing that Target shirt...
nixter5 18
Get their plate tag number and call the cops on their ass!
shutupYDI 4
screw teenagers!
sxe_beast 11
We already have been screwed. Our past generations have completely ****** everything up for us. Our economy is broken. Everywhere is still war stricken. Our government is corrupt (In America its an every day all out war between Democrats and Republicans). The list goes on. So yeah, screw us! Screw the people who have been left with this broken world and who will be responsible for putting it back together (if possible).
teague95 16
Yea they're the worst!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
@sxe_beast Every generation thinks that they have it the worst. Older generations complain about how easy younger generations have compared to when they were kids. Younger generations complain how much tougher they have it. In the future your kids (or if you have none your friends/family member's kids) will complain about how much harder things are for them then they were for you. It's an endless cycle. Don't think your generation is getting any more screwed then any other generation because the reality is the world just sucks and people need to just make the best of the hand they are dealt.
sxe_beast 11
I understand that and kind of agree with it... to an extent. It just irks me when people rag on our generation saying that we're the worst thing that has ever happened to this planet when in fact we're the ones who is going to fix this world. :)
broomhildo 19
Don't forget how social security will run out before we even retire. I'm throwing that into a different category than economy sucks.
sxe_beast 11
^I was including that in shitty politics/government.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"when in fact we're the ones who is going to fix this world. :)" No, no you won't be. Once again you are saying the exact same thing every generation before your generation has said. Every generation feels they have it the worst, every generation feels that theirs will be the generation that saves the world, and every generation is wrong. For every one thing that each generation "fixes" there is something else that they screw up. I guarantee that when/if you have children they too will one day be spouting the sentiment that they are going to be the ones who will "fix this world" because of something your generation does that screws it up. The world is what it is and it will never be "fixed" it will just be screwed up in slightly different ways than it was before. I'm not saying settle and don't try, I'm just saying don't ever believe that things will ever be ideal.
pop7467 7
Hey some teenagers aren't that bad I would never do that personally
ascott1127 0
you were bullied in highschool. weren't you? haha.
Freeze_fml 17
Stalking? You must piss cops off.
jillianmathers12 13
I would have called the cops for stalking! And if they were throwing water balloons I would have call the cops for that too!
jren207 24
I think they should call the cops.
shamille 5
Call the cops? Or at least pull your phone out and look like you're calling the cops...
Epsilonyx 15
Could've hurried back home?
indistructo 3
Those guys sure got YOU wet
loserman67 36
It's just water - were you wearing a white Tee shirt with no bra? Maybe you looked really good with a wet tee shirt and that's why they followed you!
UnknownParticle 7
And what your dog did when you were getting poooooownd by ballons? ROLF'ed till he died?
ThogTheCaveman 7
You're retarded.