Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
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Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??
mobius8 0
Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?
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Comments (134)
Matty_Boi 0
Oh thats mean :( FYL
netfreak 0
#10, I think you're the idiot. Why should he expect to have his clothes stolen and wear two layers?
jaybrown 0
#10, Your name "Cramps" really fits your message. #18, You just said what I was gonna say. Nice job!!! I hate people who respond to #1 to get their message seen.
jaybrown 0
SHIT I meant to say #12 instead of #10
Mc09toofine 0
If all else failed and the armband was sown on you could've turned ur shirt inside out! duh!
HarleyRider77 0
You could've taken off the swastika armand. FAKE.
Melancholics 0
dude, seriously..you don't say stuff like that on the internet. It's called racism, and it will come back to haunt you some day. Nothing can be erased from the internet.
TapeMan_3000 0
but then it's not legal for him to correct other people's grammar!
Broeman 0
thats the funniest comment ive ever seen on here
dakotamacc 5
citadel high school did the same play
writergirl69 0
wait... you didn't think, "huh, maybe I should TAKE OFF THE DAMN ARMBAND???"
Po1ntBlank 0
sewed on the costume? and the the other day someone stole my shorts at football so i had to walk home in boxers -_-
Checkitawwt 0
aww that is mean. I'm sorry, ugh people like that are just so rude, fyl indeed.
inf1nite 0
oftentimes in shows, parts of costumes that would in real life be detachable are tacked or sewn on so that they don't accidentally slip off/move/etc during performance, or get lost backstage. i would guess that that was the case, particularly since even i (as a performer and not a costume designer) would have sewn the armband onto the costume. it's also possible that op was dumb and didn't think to take off the armband if it was detachable. clearly i wasn't there so i don't know, but either way. fhl, that sucks.
VolleyballSMASH 1
Or, I am pretty sure the place would have had other productions. He should have switched his outfit for something else. I know that my highschool has an entire costume room, and their are plenty of suits that someone could borrow if they explain the situation.
tensor 0
duh !
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Couldn't he have just worn the shirt inside out?
ididitmyself 0
I was in that play- played a kit kat girl though. that really sucks for you!!!
epicman1999 0
what's ur number mine is 17865449297 text me
tehman117 21
How the hell can there be a kit Kay girl in the same play as a nazi?
tehman117 21
kit kat*
smiller0789 3
Costumes should never leave the theatre. Whoever took your clothes is a douche. I hope your costumer kicks their ass.
mobius8 0
Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?
ihatestupidppl 0
It absolutely is, but that doesn't mean everyone is gonna like it. The egg thing was kinda harsh though. I could see the eggs being thrown if OP was running around screaming "HEIL HITLER" dressed like that, but it really doesn't seem like he was.
tensor 0
Harsh ? in some parts in Europe you could end up in jail for waring Nazi regalia. If you dont get beaten up first.
mobius8 0
And in some parts of Europe you could get away with a lot worse.
Brendan3693 0
no that's Iran where ur from scumbag
MeatSucks777 0
Americans are terrible! I wouldve thrown a carton of eggs if I saw a person dressed as a Nazi!!
Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
hang the bastard by his balls, or, if it's a bitch, hang her with a rusty hook throughh her ******.
Matty_Boi 0
LOL Summertime in hitler town?
disadvantage 0
Springtime FOR Hitler.
insertnameherr 11
and Germany!! winter for Poland and France!!!!
Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't u just take off your jacket or turn it inside out??
fxdxhk90 0
I agree, you probably should have taken off the things that could identify you as a nazi.
fxdxhk90 0
Sorry pal, I was responding to Jandersoniiis comment, not your. Don't know why it got put here.
mish01 0
Ok then we'll just come to your house in the middle of the night, separate you from your family and either shoot them or put them in concentration camps. Then you can tell us how nazi's had 'great ideas'.
Anaxes 5
#90 - Well, the Nazis did have the most advanced war machines of WW2, including the first jet plane, which comes across as a good idea.
prettykitty123 0
Wow someone must really hate you to take your clothes. I bet your a tool bag YDI.
Snommelp 0
Been happening to me, too. Perhaps we should make an FML about it? ...nah, people would just call it a fake.
Snommelp 0
WTF? FML is going crazy, I replied to a different post than the one my reply is attached to...
mike1921 0
It's me too
redbluegreen 41
Maybe he couldn't get a ride home, which is why he walked. I always feel bad for the kids who walk back home after being in a play. At least have taken the arm band off though. And since you're a guy, it's not such a crime to go shirtless either.
idkwtfimdoing 0
i actually agree with cramps. as an actor, you should wear at least a thin layer under your costume, like a tanktop or a plain t-shirt, especially if it's a costume you have to wear more than one night. no need to leave extra sweat on a costume, especially if you can't wash it after every performance.
idkwtfimdoing 0
why is the numbering so screwed up on this page? that's not the post i replied to :