it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
Gerber, United States
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Tooks
United Kingdom
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Xpresss
United States
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Roy
Leavenworth, United States
Seething
Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Notice me, please
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
JillianJuneBug
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Looking good
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Anonymous
Surry Hills, Australia
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Top comments
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Did you forgot to shave parts of your mustache?
Lobby_Bee 18
You did the Hitler salute didn't you? Bad move.
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Comments (14)
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Did you forgot to shave parts of your mustache?
anthonygh5 9
Lawsuit
Platinum1Vortex 4
Not really if other people from a company feel uncomfortable u can do that u are what's wrong with the world go die would ua
lukesick1 12
Show pic
Lobby_Bee 18
You did the Hitler salute didn't you? Bad move.
Glowworm56 27
Please tell me you goose stepped out of the office afterwards!
RichardPencil 32
I’ll bet you did Nazi that coming!
DraftHail614 17
Very original.
tonyfan00 38
So shave the mustache then!
Cameron Sylvester 11
On my high school football and wrestling teams they call me Hitler because of my haircut.
DanielleinDC 34
Karma police, arrest this girl; her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill...
5th_point_of_contact 8
Perhaps if you’d been wearing socks with sandals they wouldn’t have noticed the haircut?