SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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Comments (190)
barmeywashere 0
So the story is that she kissed a guy at a costume party who tried to look like Hitler?? ( Hate Anti Flooding shit)
Levvy 22
If you're going to claim you were at a "fancy dress party", avoid disproving that fact in the very same sentence by telling us they let someone in dressed as Hitler.
saminah 0
I am Adolf Hitler command of the third Reich little known fact; also dope once a mic. you are vader with your little boots and cape, and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face! (Adolf hitler vs darth vader a "epic rap battles of history" by : nicerpeter
BritLady 2
How does the fact that someone went to the fancy dress party dressed as Hitler disprove the fact that the OP was there?
xxkakyxx 9
^^ epic win. I love those videos.
lilgas52 4
You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force Why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father? You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon d!ck You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip You bztch! Let me remind you why you’re messing with Everything that you did I’m the mztherfzcker who invented it I’m the original Dark Lord You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shzt and cloned it
Mipz 2
lol, zero ratings.
CakeZombie 0
best quote ever.
mollzballs 4
what?
Miss_Ann_Muffin 0
# 81: epic rap battles of history FTW :)
marylovesyou8D 7
uh...what?
BritLady 2
It means that they went to a fancy dress party (costume party) and kissed someone dressed as Hitler.
badactor009 0
What is Hitler doing at a fancy dress party? I had no idea he was a fancy dress party kinda guy. I thought him and Elvis were kickin' back in the Caribbean. Next fancy dress party... I'm going as Hitler. I'll be on the prowl for bitches with low self esteem to get off with. Part of my world domination plan.
FinnTheHuman 1
... a fancy dress party is one where the guests dress up in costumes, the FML is that she could only manage to hit it off with someone dressed as Adolf Hitler, and do your homework he would 123 years old, if he was 90 he woulda been about 10 during his rise to power and he woulda been born after WW1 in which he served as a soldier.
lette13 0
hu? is that ment sexually?! I thought he had a woman and even if they didn't krill themselfs dude has Got to be like 90! can he even get off?!