NSFW: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

SallyGeen 27 July 2011, 07:23 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 1 July 2023, 22:00

Just say you're imitating Ron Mael

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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Anonymous 22 July 2009, 00:39 United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Anonymous 16 June 2009, 16:07 United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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it's just hair 15 February 2018, 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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happy birthday to me 5 December 2013, 05:14 United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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tinydancer 10 May 2012, 18:10 Richmond, United States

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Halloween Fail 1 November 2014, 03:59 Braidwood, United States

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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Yes, I still like him. 25 March 2026, 22:00

Red flag

Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML

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Anonymous 29 August 2017, 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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Anonymous 9 September 2011, 13:25 Australia

Nice disguise

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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TruthBeTold36 3

27 July 2011, 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 31

27 July 2011, 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

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CaptainPickles72 18

27 July 2011, 19:57

O.o ummm....... what? All I could come up with to explain what this means is that this gal masturbated but had a Hitler stache down there while at a fancy dinner (?).

amypr 20

27 July 2011, 20:00

Haha. I don't think so. In the UK, "fancy dress" parties are costume parties. I assume she hooked up with a dude (or lady? Never know) who went as Hitler.

lozzagouk 4

27 July 2011, 20:06

in the UK, "to get off with/got off with" means you kissed them. no masturbation involved :)

CaptainPickles72 18

27 July 2011, 21:18

Dang, I bet many people from the UK are now laughing at the Americans on here for not getting that. I'll consider that payback for the American Revolutionary War.

Magnimus 4

28 July 2011, 23:45

Well in America, to get off means to have an ******, si it's not that we don't know the meaning of the phrase, we just have a different meaning for it.