SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Top comments
TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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Comments (190)
babiebuntin 7
haha 0" your life sucks" and 0 "you deserved it"... do u know why?? because no one knows WTF ur talking about!
spahner 0
first one to make a vote!
Captain0bv10us 0
no, I think the ratings are messed up. I wonder if it's like that for everyone?? :/
Raori 25
you think? being the 60th person to comment?
spahner 0
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thelastlucifer 17
heil hitler, lol
properbostonian 5
I'm sorry... but what? How is that a turnon?
hapetreefriend 1
are you kidding me?! how the hell does this make sense?? were you masturbaiting to one of hitlers speeches????
BritLady 2
No, it means that they kissed someone who was dressed as Hitler at a fancy dress party (costume party). In the UK 'get off with' means the same as 'make out with'.
Missyxox 0
Is the fml app on my phone broken or has this FML really got 0 your life sucks and 0 you deserved it votes?
LaUruguaya 11
no, it shows 0 for me too...I think everyone is so confused by the wording nobody knows how to vote.
xxkakyxx 9
it's messed up. I voted earlier to test it and when I checked it just now, it still says 0 and 0
000malik 0
soo your point is??????
scene_girlie 0
i really don't get thiss..
barmeywashere 0
Word..