SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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Comments (190)
MangoRico1 1
he still is messing with UK huh?
Freeze_fml 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You both can commit suicide together.
LuukBaas 0
like in Family Guy xD
TheMotorCity 6
**** you
nikitaaomg 0
win^
TheSchizoPsycho 5
Lose^ fail^
Kingcc 0
first haha jk thts for gays
krushr 3
You made out with Prince Harry? That's not an FML.
sydneybeau 7
I got off with Bin Laden once.. I'm not complaining.
Kingcc 0
first haha jk thts for gays
DarkHelmet 10
Hope you aren't Jewish OP or it's gonna be a short night for you
rattusrattus 19
He was actually very popular with the ladies... o.O For example, Eva Braun, Unity Mitford... I'm wondering about the guy who thought it was a good idea to go to a fancy dress party as Hitler, particulary after how well Prince Harry's SA costume was received.
wrigglezeus 0
Sometimes depends on where you are. some guy at a superhero / villain costume party won best supervillain costume dressed as Hitler.
imosim 0
that's fancy.
enonymous 9
Eva Braun reincarnated! ... wait wouldn't hitler need a dick or some actual balls to get off?
wintamint101 7
this makes no sense...
GrammerNazi1000 8
I think it's awesome! :D
PaRTy4LyFe 0
it doesnt make sense cause you're like what five?
Imgonnahaveabf 9
FYL for looking like hitler.
aceingit 0
was he any good?
zachherbert 10
?
Skywalka911 0
I did NAZI that one coming...
transilvanianson 3
I hear hitler had one ********..is it true?
mrexclusive 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
what are you talking about?
ImaginaryFoe 1
"Fancy dress party" is a masquerade or costume party. "Got off" means oh, hell, if you don't know and can't be arsed to look it up then piss off.
GrammerNazi1000 8
641 thumbs up? Bots anyone?
YoTengoTomatoes 7
but why no ratings??!?
a_nutritionist 10
743 people are complete imbeciles.
manUNITED1878 1
as a nutritionist u cant call us imbeciles
a_nutritionist 10
says the dumbfuck who cant decipher a simple 11 word sentence.
katizz 1
moo!!!
kittykat1497 7
I believe number 5 was merely trying to express a, "What the f*** moment?"
cupcakemann95 7
74. They didn't know what he was talking about so they just commented
Monkeymaddie1 1
What's it's like being in the army?
ErinLacy 0
I've seen you reply on like 10 things?;P ^^^^
TattedUP89 0
lol let keep this at zero
Raori 25
Surely in this day and age, especially in the UK, this sort of dress is unacceptable? YDI space cadet
Friaza 29
I recon it depends on who's wearing the outfit :D