Today, I found out the hard way, that yes, a condom can break. Also, that sometimes when it does, your boyfriend won't say anything until you start having morning sickness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Top comments
blondie45 21
What did boyfriend say?
Kristen Bauer 14
Oh so it’s automatically her fault because she is a woman?
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Comments (25)
ThrottleJockey 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't do the dance if you don't want the prize.
Kristen Bauer 14
Oh so it’s automatically her fault because she is a woman?
JillianJuneBug 39
I would like to know what sort of mental gymnastics Kristen had to do to conclude that this was somehow implying sexism.
jbuckets_404 39
JJB, you forgot the sarcasm tag at the end of your comment (I hope).... Lol
pins91 27
What an idiotic comment. Are you a virgin then? Are you a nun?
JillianJuneBug 39
Jbuckets, nope, r/woosh moment lol
slym12312425 9
let me see if I can fill in the mental gymnastics needed here to conclude sexism in the original comment. 1, original poster agreed to sex with a condom to prevent pregnancy. 2, condom broke, boyfriend realized it, but didn't say anything and finished up like nothing had happened. 3, boyfriend did not say a damn thing about the broken condom until original poster developed morning sickness. 4, you asked me, he's guilty of at least sexual battery / assault, if not flat-out rape due to his failure to adhere to her terms of informed consent. I hope that perhaps this explains the mental gymnastics necessary to conclude sexism in the comment. by the way if you don't see what's wrong with what the boyfriend did, you are a part of the problem and **** you!!!
JillianJuneBug 39
Lol relax slym nobody said that the boyfriend wasn’t the problem but that doesn’t mean that this was because of misogyny (or because she is a woman). Way to jump to conclusions like I did (and I pray that I did have a woosh moment because kristen’s comment can’t be real).
kfchicken 31
they're not tall long about the FML... they're refering to the parent comment. which was stupid. no one deserves to have a kid just because they had sex.
EmDizzle2007 28
people don't want to be responsible.
Mistic1979 4
Exactly I was always told don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Kids are a life sentence. Takes two and protection doesn’t always work. Condoms, nope, birth control pill nope, depo shot nope, tubes tied nope. Demolition of the baby factory yup.
riley873 21
people have died for a lot less...just saying
blondie45 21
What did boyfriend say?
Nhayaa 21
Is there a way to tell? Because the same happened to me, I saw the condom and it didn't look broken, sooo... just saying.
jbuckets_404 39
Well, in this case, OP states that HE noticed it PDQ....
tckm1699 7
When I’ve had it happen, he said it suddenly felt too good, pulled out, and there was a giant hole at the top (friction break, not enough lube). But it is possible for there to be a tiny hole in the condom before you even put it on or if it’s an older condom it could be weaker and wear thin.
HokieJ 10
Surprise!
jbuckets_404 39
Best of luck, OP! You're gonna need it (definitely more ways than one ...). Smh. Actually, some one-night-stands try to take the condom back off (esp. doggy-style) when the gal isn't looking (eg, WikiLeaks' Julian Assange), but this doesn't seem to be one of those cases.
alycion 39
Oh I hope that kid doesn’t get daddy’s brains. Had he said something to you, there were things that could have been done to try to help prevent this situation.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well he is ******
daddycaitlin 13
It’s his fault. If he told her that it broke, the situation could’ve been prevented.
DrSamba 7
I hope he's a better daddy than a boyfriend, if you decide to keep it.
mythili 7
hello pls take care of yourself. sending all sorts of luck your way