talwin
Reserved
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Broke
Today, most of the stuff in my house is falling apart due to the fact that I don't have enough money to buy things that last. My lampshades ended up getting torn to shreds when I tried gently dusting them, then the base fell out of my lamp when I went to move it to clean up around it to vacuum. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Adulting is getting worse
Today, after years of living week to week, I finally got enough money that I could start saving. The universe found out and I got hit with a $2,000, a $300, a $400, and a $800 bill, all within the space of a week. Bye, bye spare money. FML
crossl17
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Klutz
Fall from grace
Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML
Pissed and broke
United States
Evening out
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ins and outs
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
Ashley Rocha
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Top comments
StopDropNRoll 11
seriously I find people with jobs have less money than people with out them.
gunmania0 12
As you earn more money, you're meant to buy better quality items...
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gunmania0 12
sorry everyone, my iPhone shitted up.
evillittleme 5
my app doesn't seem to think I exist right now too :(
gunmania0 12
I think your first ;)
gunmania0 12
The more money you earn, the higher the quality of the items you buy... :/
BeautifulDemonKP 4
what things like your car? That doesnt sound good well fyl op
BShady96 0
Mo' money, Mo' problems
Oniat 2
Satin? Try Satan.
Trololololololo_fml 7
By that theory, you should stop earning money. Things would magically fix themselves!:D
PutItIn 8
So the more rich you get, the moor broke you get.
gunmania0 12
As you earn more money, you're meant to buy better quality items...
StopDropNRoll 11
seriously I find people with jobs have less money than people with out them.
chewyca99 14
Point taken. Let's all be jobless and have more money.
evillittleme 5
And by the time you know it, you'd be broke too!
LizzJizz 16
Now i aint sayin she a gold digga, but she aint messin with no broke nikka
that_is_Nathy 9
They were probably halfdead already but knew they couldn't let you down unless you had the money to replace them, so don't be mean - they did their very best to be good
borkchop1992 15
oh you silly clutz