SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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Comments (190)
rpcon56 0
Wait what?
lilgas52 4
You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force Why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father? You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
pred6 5
#142 yessssssssssssss that song is so funny
choose8 0
first rating :) YDI for hooking up with somebody who dresses up as hitler
romanianboi 0
huh?
chelsearoseoxox 0
I don't inderstand what this has to do with FML...
decidedlyvague 11
you had sex with hitler?
xxokylieoxx 4
I don't get it
ostrich13 0
Obviously it's not that bad, since nobody thinks 'their life sucks' or 'they totally deserved it' and all of the FML's above and below this FML post have 'their life sucks' or 'they totally deserved it' votes... Just saying.
beveywevey 5
Please clarify...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I believe the OP means that it was a party where everyone was dressed up, and she had sex with someone dressed up as Hitler. And apparently got off from it. Who knew Hitler was such a good lover?