SallyGeen
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just say you're imitating Ron Mael
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
it's just hair
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
happy birthday to me
United States
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Halloween Fail
Braidwood, United States
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Yes, I still like him.
Red flag
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
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Comments (190)
MustangMan29 13
WTF ?
TruthBeTold36 3
In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.
FatMan23 10
Best comment EVER.
meshee03 0
omg. that was amazing. best comment I have ever seen EVER ahhah
dustbunny416 0
You're a sick freak. I hope you choked.
MinkaGraham 0
what the frig ?
dgr8ing 0
...
Chrissy44 0
hmmm
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
a
perdix 31
Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?
katie72 6
oh perdix. u make me so happeh.
iluvcrazipepl 9
probably was
scr_sensei 14
LOL this really brightened my morning
Friaza 29
Nothing funnier than FML with similarities being connected XD
myndilou 3
lmao u kno I was having a sad night until I read this! thank u Peridox or what ur name was....
aylamarie98 0
it was an actual post..by someoneo.O
jjames7543 13
Hey, maybe you two can grow old and try to rule the world together...
Mars12 1
Jjames, I'm confused! in your description it says your a girl but your name is James!
jjames7543 13
My last name is James. The first j is the initial for my first name.
vexis58 1
In the US, a "fancy dress party" would be a party where everyone's dressed up really nice in suits and dresses. If it's a party where you're pretending to be someone else, we'd call that a costume party. "By definition" for you maybe, but not for a lot of the rest of us....
a_nutritionist 10
"a lot of the rest of us" need to be more cultured then. learn about countries other than your own, everyone else does.
SpeechQween94 14
She said her last name is James
jjames7543 13
I have no idea why my comment shows up before Mars12 when they commented first.
a_nutritionist 10
...fml
a_nutritionist 10
dont mind that comment, fml glitching.
jjames7543 13
I don't know why Mars12's comment is after mine when they commented before me. It just makes me look even dumber. It would be lovely if FML (this one in particular) would stop glitching so much -_-
iAmScrubs 19
The stache was the most attractive thing, right? The way it wiggled in the moonlight.