Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said that I tried to initiate sex too often, and that made me emasculating and unladylike. According to him, men should be the ones to initiate, and women should wait until the man does so. Sorry for wanting sex more than once every other month. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Iifa 7
Good riddance. You'll find someone more suitable for you, clearly you don't have similar needs and are not at the same level of maturity to talk about needs properly. And it's also a myth that men want more sex, it has been proven both sexes enjoy and want sex often, women's needs are dictated by their cycles that make you more needy. It's just to some people it's sti shocking that women these days are not afraid to speak up and ask for sex, relationship, respect. You will do better without him, and meet someone better suited for you!
emmalou 19
I'm surprised you stayed that long
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Iifa 7
Good riddance. You'll find someone more suitable for you, clearly you don't have similar needs and are not at the same level of maturity to talk about needs properly. And it's also a myth that men want more sex, it has been proven both sexes enjoy and want sex often, women's needs are dictated by their cycles that make you more needy. It's just to some people it's sti shocking that women these days are not afraid to speak up and ask for sex, relationship, respect. You will do better without him, and meet someone better suited for you!
RichardPencil 32
You need to wait until marriage before you can have sex so infrequently! If you're not constantly boning at this stage, there's something fatally wrong.
emmalou 19
I'm surprised you stayed that long
1known 34
You’re every man’s fantasy!!! Your ex clearly wasn’t the brightest of the lot!
kevinwm0 15
I volunteer as tribute.
Nickiminajlilsista 1
he must be gay wtf