Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
chlorinegreen 27
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
vtoslayer_fml 8
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
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Comments (75)
mikegg 0
first!!
letsgetouttahere 3
Yum?
jessica_alexine 0
puke in my mouth!!!!! o_O
randiZ25 0
31- that's the first " puts on sunglasses" joke i've read that actually made me laugh.. sad part? it's the same joke that was told in 3rd grade..
john7h567hgrd 0
picked up a rock and I... *puked in my mouth*
NoMoreRainbows 0
at least they weren't face to face
Clover2009 0
JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
hghiPigh 0
clean your face, nasty mcnasterson..thank god he hadn't sleep over or you would have assaulted him with your foul rotten morning breath expecting him to find it sexy
jewels1877 0
What a lovely way to look in the morning.. Oh.. What's that on your face? Oooohhhhh.. maybe not so much.
babbu18 0
Seriously I don't think that bed head hair is the least bit sexy.oh and wearing big tshirts, since when is that sexyy??
eminembmwh 0
ewwwww bet next time u will check ur face first
chlorinegreen 27
You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.
chlorinegreen 27
Pshhh I said I wasn't trying, it just came out that way. Captain "I've got to repeat what people just said"!!
Igor_g5 0
Was what I thought. At least look in a mirror.
Wheredidgrungego 12
You didn't look at yourself in the little preview box first? I always do that before I video chat.
vtoslayer_fml 8
messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.
420Grrl 0
Exactly.
420Grrl 0
Exactly.
Wheredidgrungego 12
You didn't look at yourself in the little preview box first? I always do that before I video chat.
damian777 0
ewwwwwie
mizzflory 5
you're hott(:
yazmi_09 3
whatever you know you find boogers sexy!! :P
sweet_candy_ 17
EWWW major turn off.
calcetines 0
so true, but your picture fixed that. ;) lol
thehun927 0
^^exactly