Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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ex_stripper_jk 20
#556, Nerds actually said so herself. She responded to a previous post of mine in which I maintained that she was "more a poster child for healthy self-esteem than a candidate for pity" (#534), and she responded saying that sometimes she suffers from BDD (#538.)
nerdsgetmehot 23
False.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoops! My reply was meant for a different post, sorry! :P
Wolveslikepie 4
that is because you sir, are a man! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagahahahahahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gummibehrs 4
Grow up.
BigKatt 1
I like small breast... /shrug
DrainedOfSanity 4
that's hot. :-)
MichellyXnXaXdaz 0
just get a boob job or stuff like a normal chick would :P
Animeluver 0
I'd still **** u
patheticsoul 0
you're LUCKY to be flat chested STOP COMPLAINING anyways... if you don't like it ask your parents or boy-toy for money for a boob job usually it's girls that have sugar parents or sugar daddys that complain about having small breasts in the first place
nerdsgetmehot 23
If I was at least an A cup, I wouldn't be complaining! But I'm not even that. I would be dancing for joy if I were an A cup! DANCING, I tell you! But seeing as how I have the body of a 12 year old boy (or so someone once told me), I think I have the right to complain once in awhile. ;) I don't have rich parents, and they would never pay for that kind of thing anyway. Neither would my boyfriend; he likes my boobs the way they are, thank you!
lizzy365789 1
I'm 11 and I'm wearing a size b34!!!not all 12 yr olds are flat chested!I bet I've kissed more guys then you too!!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Guess what? No one cares what size you are. For the record, you uneducated, arrogant twat, the size is 34B, not B34. This isn't Bingo, you know. With an attitude like that, you're not going to get very far. Have some god damned respect.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, 5t3ff1k4h. I feel the need to hug you. I hope that's not creepy. XD #585 Really? You think you've kissed more boys than me just because I have a small chest? Good grief. I've kissed plenty of boys, thanks very much...And then some. Just because I'm petite doesn't mean that I'm unattractive. ;)
gummibehrs 4
Good job, #585, you've officially just made an embarrassing ass out of yourself. FYI, she never wrote that twelve-year-olds were flat-chested, she wrote that she couldn't fit into a training bra meant for twelve-year-olds. Do you understand that, or do you need it spelled out for you with illiteracy and nineteen exclamation points?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not creepy at all. :P I'm just sick and tired of people yelling out "in your face!" comments because they're so insecure about themselves. It's about time people learned to respect others and that beauty doesn't have much to do with how you physically look. You're a very pretty, respectful girl. Boobs or no boobs, that's not going to change.
madhukar 3
#585 is a **** in making :
hermioneguerin 0
if you have such a problem with it get a boob job? or learn to love yourself, hey or go to Victorias secret and buy one of their awsome bras.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm too small for Victoria's Secret bras. I'm less than an A cup. And I *have* been learning to love myself. It's not an instant process.
sfhkxvn 4
you mean 10 year olds? my sister is 12 and she has a B cup... lmao