Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
skadoosh52 0
who cares if ur even flat chested,u dont need boobs to be beautuful..nd ur a beautuful woman! A real man knows how to find beauty on the inside and not on the outside ;) love the way God made u hunn
aberle5 0
uk there are a LOT of worse things. be glad u have a head on ur shoulders cause any real guy (like me, and Ik we're rare) who's looking for a real girl and not just some "hot" girl isn't going to care a single bit how big ur breasts are.
sesamehood 0
get pregnant
alliepat 5
That's funny.. I'm 11 and I can't fit into a B cup cause it's too small lol
ex_stripper_jk 20
pffffft!!! that's just wrong. especially since at age 11, you shouldn't be getting a big head about your boobs already, or scouring FML, for that matter. go do some homework, squirt.
kosmickart 0
no need to be a bitch I'm only thirteen
andimlikefu 0
I am 12 so i have bigger boobs than you and i already wear cup sizes haha sucks for you
nerdsgetmehot 23
#526 Oh, who gives a crap? I'm quite skinny to go along with my small boobs. There are plenty other nice things about my body; I am far from being unattractive.
gummibehrs 4
At least the OP has a good personality. It's a shame the same can't be said for you. A good personality lasts far longer than attractive boobs.
ex_stripper_jk 20
again. go do some homework and relish your childhood, not your boob size. I mean, come oooooooooonnn... seriously? you're freaking 12
nerdsgetmehot 23
#528 You misread the FML. I'm 21, not 12.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, I think you were trying to respond to a comment. Nevermind! :P
ex_stripper_jk 20
sorry, that comment was actually in reply to #526, the 12-year-old bragging about her boobs
nerdsgetmehot 23
#533 In which case I totally agree with you! :P
ex_stripper_jk 20
Also, is there anyone else who's wondering why we should consider this an FML? Nerds a) doesn't want a boob job, b) has a man who loves how she looks, and c) seems to also like how she looks, so... was this simply an experiment in fishing for the most FML compliments?? Me thinks so!
ex_stripper_jk 20
I'm wondering, though, Nerds... why are you FML-ing? If you're smart enough not to go through the butchering of getting implants, are quite secure with what you look like, and have a man who loves your body the way it is, you seem more like a poster child for healthy self-esteem than a candidate for pity, am I right?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#534 Sometimes I'm happy with my body the way I am, but I have BDD (body dysmorphic disorder) so sometimes I have moments where I break down and find myself to be hideous. All of my flaws seem worse at those moments and I can't find anything that I like about my appearance.
HUNT3RR 0
are you hot
abbyevans12 0
<3 this